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Here are some suggested organisations that offer expert advice on special needs.

Here are some suggested organisations that offer expert advice on special needs.

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"I'm crying because I wanted to make a dildo"

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coppertop · 13/10/2006 19:18

....announced ds2 (3.5yrs)when he came out of pre-school.

"Make a WHAT???" I asked when I'd picked myself up off the floor.

"Make a dildo. An armour dildo."

It finally dawned on me that he actually meant an armadillo - thanks to "Go Diego bloody Go."

I hate to think what the pre-school staff must've thought.

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nutcracker · 13/10/2006 19:19

OMG that is hilarious, made me LOL.

MamaMaiasaura · 13/10/2006 19:19

bless

WigWamBam · 13/10/2006 19:19

Oh ct, that's hysterical!

chocolatemummy · 13/10/2006 19:20

how funny is that! I would have died

Tiggerish · 13/10/2006 19:20

That's fab - I've got tears running down my face

Really cheered me up!

Socci · 14/10/2006 17:17

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misdee · 14/10/2006 17:23

thats so funny. dh is cracking up.

BudaBeast · 14/10/2006 17:59

PMSL!!!

Gingerbear · 14/10/2006 18:01

splutter.
How does one go about making an (arma)dildo then?

threebob · 14/10/2006 18:04

Brilliant.

macwoozy · 14/10/2006 18:14

That is so funny coppertop, excellent

scarymaryme · 14/10/2006 18:21

thats so funny!

nikkie · 14/10/2006 20:49

MrsForgetful · 18/10/2006 11:04

....and mrsF chuggs in several days later...humming to herself...

"Is this the way to Arma-DILDO......."!!!!

Well, that beats the sound of music any day Coppertop!!!

BATtymumma · 18/10/2006 22:59

OMG that is the funniest thing i have seen in ages

MrsForgetful · 19/10/2006 10:15

yes....mumsnet how it used to be!

coppertop · 19/10/2006 11:15

LOL at MrsF's latest song.

I have no idea how you'd go about making an armour dildo.

Then again I'd have no idea how to make an armadillo either.

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MrsForgetful · 19/10/2006 11:22

to honest CT...speaking literaly here...picture if you will an armadillo.....does it not come already 'armour coated'????!!!!!!

(now...where can one buy a coat of armour for an Armadillo???)

coppertop · 19/10/2006 11:54

Presumably an accesories shop for armadillos? I hear they sell lovely armadillo stilletos too. Buy 2 pairs and you get a free handbag for your armadillo to dance around.

No need to remind you what their favourite song is.

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MrsForgetful · 19/10/2006 11:58

and whilst at the disco they can have a glass of Amontillado (BOGOF too!!!)

coppertop · 19/10/2006 12:23

And with knights in shining armour to pour it....

An armadillo theme club/pub.

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ClutterJunkie · 22/10/2006 02:24

how about a laminated suit of armour with velcro fastenings!!!?

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coppertop · 23/10/2006 22:52

Is that you in disguise, MrsF?

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ClutterJunkie · 27/10/2006 22:49

yes!!! I wanted a fresh start! I am keeping mrsf too....but decided that with all the upset recently i'd start afresh!
(was gonna call myself clutter buckets!)

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