Virgin son thread

[slithytove]

Come on HQ, you can manage a better deletion message then that!

[MajesticWhine]

It's vergin' on the ridiculous

[strawberryshoes]

I agree I was only on page 11 of 22!

[PlumpingIsQuiteUpForScrabble]

Yeah, that OP was CRAZY! I sort of want her to be real, in a horrible way. Can you tell us if it seemed likely that he/she was hairy-handed?

[LineRunner]

I got to p 17.

[Timetoask]

All that good advice deleted!

[TooExtraImmatureCheddar]

I went out to walk the dog after page 10 and came back and it was gone. Gutted! Can anyone tell me how far it got? I wanted to weigh in with my tales of creepy adult male virgins.

[TheMoa]

It's a pity it was deleted.

It would be different in the unlikely event that 400+ posters had piled in with advice on which hobbies best lead to sex (still at that), but the replies were perfectly decent.

[MissDexter]

www.buzzfeed.com/annals/online-dating-advice-from-insane-dudes

[Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses]

Confirmed troll activity then? I hope so, or there's a creepy family out there with some serious ishoos....

[Hypotenuse]

I was so close to the end of that thread and it went poof

The OP returned several times, saying her son needed some blonde extrovert to flirt with him and definitely take him home after the first date to prove she was good enough for him. Fecking weird.

[OrangeMochaFrappucino]

The final post from the OP made it fairly obvious that it wasn't a concerned mother - it was a request for information on what kinds of activities/hobbies would be the most likely to lead to quick sex. That, combined with an earlier request for women who have sex on the first date to explain how they were persuaded to do so strongly suggested it was just a creep looking for tips on picking up women. In my opinion, anyway!

[Hypotenuse]

I'm kind of relieved to know there probably isn't a mother-son relationship like the OP was describing. It was so creepy.

[BeccaMumsnet]

Sorry everyone - all good things must come to an end...

[SnakeyMcBadass]

Hairy of hand, Becca?

[Debinaround]

I went to bed after reading the whole thread so far and have just come back to catch up and it's gone.

Noooo!

I was howling at some of the stuff.

[tinks4]

It was so weird it was entertaining, I got to about 2 pages before the end before it went poof gutted

What did the deletion message say should have been locked and moved to classics

[slithytove]

TIP - if you think a thread might go poof, view 1000 posts and don't reload page until you get to the bottom, just in case!

[niceandwarm]

I gave up after the first page. It didn't really grab my interest and I thought the op was weird.

[Watchmestumble]

It was definitely interesting! She claimed she was 65. I couldn't get my head round where 'she' was coming from.

[iwashappy]

I was surprised it was still up when I got up this morning but still a bit disappointed it has gone. Definitely the strangest and bizarrely fascinating thing I have read on here. I doubt anyone was over invested in it as no mother is quite that weird.

I couldn't decide if it was someone just making it up to be humorous or if the OP was the son. If it was the son then there is zero chance of him "making love" ever!

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Aw I was saving it for a Wolf Hall free night. Fuck, I'm going to have to talk to Dh now.

[ThereIsACarInTheKitchen]

I am slightly pissed off that I missed this thread. I always miss the best threads .