katie and peter saga [hmmm]

[saggyjuju]

its being rammed down our throats everywhere we look,sorry guys now on here,but all i see are idiots,both of them,all the money in the world and all time i know isn't the recipe for happiness but bloody hell what a start to have.

[debs05]

Why whats happened? they havent split up have they? god they were a great couple! (grin)

[maltesers]

Yes, i agree Saggyjuju... Its interesting to see how the other half live... OMHO i think Katie Price gives old Andre a hard time and can be so horrible to him. He's a really nice guy , and she is ok , in her own right but she' got him hook, line and sinker !!!!!
Also fancy dying that little Juniors hair.... blond bits,,, poor kid, he's only bout 3-4 years. Its so naff and tacky to watch "Katie and Peter" but i love it.....!! lol lol .

[maltesers]

WEll,Katie has been friendly with that handsome horse rider, whats his name ?? Poor Peter Andre must be gutted....

[lou33]

that rider is gay though

[bethoo]

i love Pete, i think she treat him like shit, was always trying ot put him down and humiliate him on camera poor guy prob just had enough and fair play to him. i think it is her time to be humbled and stop sticking her tits in every guys face!

[PlumBumMum]

No turns out rider isn't gay hes married with 2 dcs

[poshwellies]

I couldn't give a shiote tbh.Fair play to her for making her own money and supporting her children,she's not as thick as people would like to think.

[NervousNutty]

It's 2 different riders. 1 gay, one not, and married with 2 dc as said below.

[saggyjuju]

shes not thick by a long shot, just us mad women for being interested touch of jealousy spose,why cant i afford to f**k up like the rich do!

[maltesers]

BETHOO... you made me laugh,,,"sticking her tits out" lol lol . Its true tho' she does play on it all... Her teeth, hair, boobs,,, all false... I bet she's even had an internally fanny tuck after three kids. Mind you , i wouldnt say No to boob lift, teeth whitening and a bit of lipo'...
It will be intereting to see what happens with them...Loved their program. SO DAM STINKING RICH !!!!!! LUCKY DEVILS !!

[Portofino]

Oh I just bought OK magazine this morning I shall be reading ALL about it later with a glass of wine in the garden! BH here hurrah!

[saggyjuju]

tell you what MALTESERS i'd have the fanny tuck,well more kebab slicing than tuck,after two kids,the last delivered by an old school friend who is now a midwife,who assured me that my "libia" would re attach without stitching, boy did she get the last laugh. my nickname from my husband now for my hairy mary bits is,"gold finger" co yes it looks like i have one just there!!

[yappybluedog]

oh my

[charliegal]

is this still mumsnet?

[HolyGuacamole]

I don't watch the programme but I did used to think Jordan was 'ok', purely because she seemed to do a good job of being financially independent and no qualms about using her 'assets' to make money (not that I think women should have to use their assets!!) but just that it was her choice and she was totally aware of what she was doing. Now she is just a spoiled brat with a unhealthy jealous streak and far too big for her boots.

I'm not really a fan of Peter Andre....but he seemed like a nice guy, good husband, good dad, totally in love with Jordan etc etc. Now though, the whole jealousy and arguing thing has got out of hand, them constantly sniping at each other on telly ....not that I've...erm...seen it obviously....

The youtube link of that argument that was on here recently, I found really disturbing and to me, looked like the final nail in the coffin for them as a couple. They just look really bad, unhappy and unhealthy for each other. It's as if they have reached the limits of what should be an acceptable way for couples to talk to each other.

[maltesers]

My Ex spoke in a far worse way than they speak to each other. (Thats another story!)
CHARLIEGAL..... you made me lol lol .
Saggyjuju... you too. GOd, some of you guys on mumsnet could run your own comedy show.... you are HILARIOUS. !

All concidered my fanny could do with a tiny bit of tailoring after 3 vaginal births....there a little straggily bit near my perineum..... is it worth a small snip under local it?? Not joking now, am being serious... Any DOCTORS advice please.

[HolyGuacamole]

My gooodness, can't believe I am considering having children - ouch, ouch, ouch!!

[maltesers]

HOLYGUACAMOLE There is a design fault down there in our bottoms.... a babies head is a VERY tight squeeze between our legs. Its a lot bigger than a POOH or a man willy. Normally one does tear or need a small snip dont you think mums ????????????

[maltesers]

Have an epidural and you wont feel a thing... Honest ! Its just a bit sore to sit on for a few days and you dont want your man near you for a couple of months ....

[saggyjuju]

no word of a lie i struggle with the word fanny,when i started school at 4yrs old everyone seemed to call it a fanny and i didnt,they asked why and i explained i didnt realise it was the name for it and i had a great auntie fanny! needless to say all the kids collapsed with laughing and said i was lying cos you couldnt be called fanny. auntie fanny was a very very glam great aunt,and would be very relieved she died before being named after a muff!!

[NoBiggy]

Great Aunt Muff.

[saggyjuju]

HOLY G didnt have any pain relief,and didnt feel a thing, it was because my daughter was born at high speed that the tear occured,and of course as all women are very tight and petite in that area (ha ha ),something had to give,there are compensations,my husband didnt sleep a wink that night cos of nightmares,he said he'd never seen anything like it and never wishes to again,so booked a vasectomy

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

is this still mumsnet?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

[Saltire]

Is there not a "sleb twaddle" section anymore?