I can't find it anymore...it was the one where we started of chatting about rubbish internet dates and someone had a story about a man who slipped in anal sex as one of his preferences on his profile and then we went off on a tangent laughing about the men on gentlemen4hire? Have used the search function but can't seem to find it!
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Does anyone remember that hilarious dating / male escort thread?
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britneyspearscatsuit · 27/07/2015 14:37
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WhatALoadOfOldBollocks ·
27/07/2015 17:39
I know the one you mean, it was very funny wasn't it. Can't find it though 
britneyspearscatsuit ·
27/07/2015 17:57
Yes I know it was brilliant and wanted a friend to read it after she's had a funny experience dating an idiot. Wonder why I can't find it! Was so funny I still laugh thinking about it. The male escorts who did close up magic. 
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justanaveragegirl ·
27/07/2015 18:01
I didn't see it but I wish I had by sound of it 
could do with a chuckle !
cocobean2805 ·
30/07/2015 05:41
I've just read that thread, I've been crying laughing! Had to show DH, he thought they were joke escort pages, when I told him they were real, he looked crushed, like mankind had let him down.
On a side note, I once got a screenshot from a friend who'd found my ex on a male escort website, ex looked like the love child of Kermit and Gollum. Can't remember the going rate! He was also on every dating website going, I was on pof briefly, he sent me a message saying "you look like my ex, only much fitter". 
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