Need seduction tips.. Quickly

[excitedbutscared]

hi.. Sorry for the short but sweet post

I'm quite shy, and am going through some 'issues' with my DP ( longer, explanatory post tomorrow)

Anyway, I need to find a way to get my DP into bed! We're sitting watching tele, I've lost the bra (all other clothes still on), have made subtle hints that 'I'd like to go to bed' but need to move it on! He's getting tired and don't want to lose the opportunity! We only see each other weekends and for whatever reason, this could've the last time for a while (more tomorrow)

How do I do it?

[MuttonCadet]

Be direct, quick snog and then suggest you take it upstairs. (Subtle)

[WastingMyYoungYears]

Tell him to get his coat ?

[LaurieFairyCake]

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.

Says Pinterest

[excitedbutscared]

I tried the snog.. He gave me a peck then turned his head away! Starting to take it personally, but he's normally quite 'frisky'..

Need a plan B!

[excitedbutscared]

Shall I just say... I need you!? Wink wink

[CuttedUpPear]

Try getting off your phone/tablet

...and giving him the attention instead

[WastingMyYoungYears]

I don't get it, he's your partner - surely you can talk about sex?

[britneyspearscatsuit]

I'd personally head down Ann Summers...I know you can't do that tonight but men are very visually aroused.

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

Yeah, but not by Ann Summers. Tacky.

[Joysmum]

Surely there's nothing more sexy than outright saying your horny and want to play?

[excitedbutscared]

joysmum I did exactly what you suggested

It worked

[BitOutOfPractice]

I usually find "fancy a fuck?" works well!

[ALaughAMinute]

Get undressed and straddle him.

[AuntieStella]

What did you do in the end? And did it work?

(To seduce, you understand, not the full ins and outs)

[AuntieStella]

Oh, crap

More coffee needed to improve my reading skills. Ignore me.

[hereandtherex]

Anne Summers!! Seduction!!!!!

God, going by the state of some of women I see in my local AS, I can only assume they have a new range of 'Horny Hippo' lingerie.

[ShumbTucker]

That was a nasty post hereandthere. . Are overweight people not allowed to buy lingerie?

[BastardGoDarkly]

Angelina jolie is obviously posting under hereandthere

[Dosydoly]

hereandtherex cheers for that helpful insightful post....nob

[BitOutOfPractice]

Here. Lovely. You sound a real charmer.

[excitedbutscared]

No Ann Summers kit needed of any kind.. no getting naked and straddling

I simply cuddled up to him, and whispered "I have something to tell you..." - he said "What?" - I simply whispered "I want you..." To which he replied - "Best we go to bed then!"

Phew - I was so nervous about it though!!! Once I said it, I was fine!

Yay!