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if you were legally allowed one moment of cathartic madness what would you do to your ex P?

(58 Posts)
redundantandbitter Sun 06-Oct-13 09:17:02

Bit of fun. Go on, join in. Mine would be dead boring. Go round to
His house, trash the things I BOUGHT and leave all his sex toys on the front step of his terrace. Petty, and will never do it, but it's a distraction from all the other crap daily thoughts. What would you do? (I tried to NC to backslidemyarse but didn't work ).

Whatnext074 Mon 07-Oct-13 21:48:43

I understand the pleasuring bit and I don't have a problem with it personally but nylon/cotton mix? Surely you would use something a bit nicer and not leave them under the bed to stink the house out. It took me years to find out he did this and I hope his OW finds out his habit sooner and also has to wash his skid-mark pants - wipe your bum properly ffs! I'd post those to her as well - I found a pair in his drawer over the weekend - disgusting!

LovesPeace Mon 07-Oct-13 22:15:55

I would be charming.

One of the last things he screamed scowling at me was 'You're such a fucking nice person!', when I said I wouldn't cause him or the skanks any trouble.

The thing was, he was wracked with guilt and trying to blame me, so being nice was like stabbing his self esteem.

Cabrinha Mon 07-Oct-13 23:15:44

I have considered mocking up a letter from our local health centre saying that a sex worker has notified then that she is HIV positive, and his name is on the list of recent customers she has provided, asking him to attend for testing and counselling and strongly advising him not to have sex with anyone in the meantime.

redundantandbitter Mon 07-Oct-13 23:21:27

cabrinha you've really thought that through, haven't you? shock

Cabrinha Tue 08-Oct-13 00:26:41

I have! I really have considered it, except that I'm rather enjoying the moral high ground, and that thing about the best revenge being living well!
But he slept with prostitutes and I had to get tested. Including for HIV which can potentially lead to a fatal condition, though I know that the treatment these days is far more effective than in the 80s.
So there is a certain satisfaction in imagining him experiencing some of my fear. Arsehole.

Albert27 Tue 08-Oct-13 01:01:38

Ditto. The fact my ex will be lonely fit the rest of his life with only prostitutes for comfort is strangely comforting.

Albert27 Tue 08-Oct-13 01:02:15

*for

Lazysuzanne Tue 08-Oct-13 01:44:46

no need, he already orchestrated his own downfall.
Dug his own grave
his misery surpasses anything that I could have wished on him
I think it's a shame

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