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If I am in bed and he is spooning me I might start backwards thrusting. Christ, I am beyond sexy. If he's interested he will be sticking his boner into my back. Rarhh!

If we are downstairs and are child free one of us might suggest some 'Luvvin'

Or more often than not we might just start with a kiss and then get all horny and go from there. I quite pleased to say that even after 16 years we still totally fancy each other!

He just knows. Probably because I kiss him back just a bit more at bedtime and don't slap his hands if they wander.

I love this thread.

I normally drop him a text that says "sex?" even if he is sat next to me on the sofa hahaha

Wibk? Oooookaay...

Dp - wanna suck my cock? <said repeatedly every day till i give in>

Dp - you shaved that thing?

Dp - i'm gonna burst you tonight

Me- lie on couch in chemise with boobs and bits out till he can't help himself

Me - wanna have sex? Dp - anal? Me - get to fuck! dp - sake ok then if you really want to

Me - i'm tired wanna have a wee bit of shit sex then go to sleep? Dp - spose so...

God when did sex get so crude [wibk]

Sometimes I'll say 'Fancy an early night?' Occasionally he takes the hint. But the only thing guaranteed to work is slipping on something less comfortable. That said, I don't do it all the time as he has a lower sex drive than I do so don't want to feel like I'm putting pressure on him. Would be nice if he initiated it more.

He is always up for it, so no need for any communication there. If I am really in the mood I'll wear a skirt or dress in the evening, he then knows he is on to a dead cert. We have three DDs, so his finding out whether or not out I am wearing stockings underneath, without them noticing, is a challenge he enthusiastically accepts.

DP has a low sex drive I think for a man (and compared to me) so i rarely try it on as he usually has issues if he knows he has to "perform" so we rarely do it at the moment, if he wants it he usually just spoons me so i can feel his thingy against me :P

Lmao at feed the hedgehog!

Dp has a very low sex drive so I tend not to say anything for fear of pressuring him.

Last night I told him that I was giving him advance warning that I was going to screw him.

I am so romantic!!

I ask him whether he would like to feed the hedgehog?

Usually "fancy some" followed by suggestive eyebrow waggling, winking and comedy growling. Or it might be as simple as "Fancy having the sexuals?", or just getting progressively more touchy feely in bed!

Had to bump this as best laugh in ages. Am off work with flu and is just what I needed.

Some of these responses are sooo funny, at least it has helped cheer up my day! :-)

I disagree re Dusty - not sad, just the way some of us are built?

Aww Dusty that's so sad. Are you ok with that?

I'm in a new relationship so we talk about it (and do it!) a lot. So I might text him "Kids are out. Fancy a fuck?"

Haha dustybum - deadfish sooooo much easier..my dp cant believe his luck most of the time.. Combination of being frisky/not knackerd/no 'distractions'... Rare indeed..

I never say anything, tbh - I have a v v shy libido and any kind of dirty talk sends it running for the hills, I just feel like a total wally talking about sex. So we'll have a hug and it'll turn a bit squeezy and then someone's hands are in the other one's clothes and we just sort of go from there. Or if we're in bed spooning, I'll shove my bum at him in an enticing manner. I'm so rarely up for it that when I finally am he spots the signs instantly, poor sod. Normally I just flop on my side of the bed like a dead fish and stay put all night.

Am not remotely shy/coy in any other area of life, but become rather pathetic/nervous... And we've been together YEARS.... I usually say.. "Shall we have a rest/can I put my head on your chest and smell you/can I suck your bottom lip".... Usually does the trick... Or I go into the bathroom for aaages, usually faffing for so long he's in danger of nodding off..and 'emerge' in a slinky-ish nighty, always feeling faintly ridiculous like someone from a carry-on film! Have even been known to 'loiter' in the doorway (before I 'slide' along the room as if my backside is glued to the wall!) I still find him absurdly gorgeous/hunky/intimidatingly confident and have always felt/known that he's 'out of my league' and am STILL amazed that he wants to make love/have sex (so enthusiastically) with me...

And what's the signal that you use to shoe that you, in no uncertain terms, most definitely do NOT feel like getting jiggy???

I may use some of these ideas, not all at once though. Don't want to be shouting woof while wearing a Basque and trying to grope him, he'll think I've lost my mind.

Just tie the bastard to the bed, I say

Last night DP tidied up the room and left on top of the lovely made bed: my basque (tasteful and hides my tummy, I like it no probs there) and stockings and high heel shoes!! Subtle??? well it worked and he was so happy that then he brought me supper in bed
I am still on the stage where I am trying to enjoy those things, but how can you say no when he is so nice...