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Ah. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity!

well, fuck me sideways !

-with lube--

where the hell have you been, Bela ??

Bela, I was talking about you last night. I said that I loved you, even if you are a bit mad sometimes. If you are who I think you are though...you know that

how does everyone else know who bela is ??

We're not pissed on brandy butter

How would one be fucked sidewise exactly? Prepares notebook for spicing up repressed life...

Spooning is sideways fucking, isn't it ? It can be helpful for back pain, I have heard.

Bela will know

Or perhaps you just need an inordinately long willy with the ability to see around corners

I dunno

Snot really sideways is it? Still front to back.

You are right, morloth. Fuck me front to back doesn't have the same ring though.

erm..

I am really jealous of a £5 ticket price independent cinema.

I once went out with this chap who wanted sex in every conceivable position. It was like the kama sutra every night. Most off-putting. Every time I got close to orgasm he'd shift position.

Thedoctrine, its lovely. Like a proper old fashioned cinema, you take in your own goodies and there's a lovely coffee shop attached. Ds loves it there, no numb bums and some seats are like 2 seat sofas.

I just got my Christmas cards, eek!

it was probs porn wot dun it, BlameIt

Cheerful, its a running joke amongst my family and friends, how ridiculously organised and obsessed I get about xmas. I used to manage restaurants so from the end of nov til new year I wouldn't get any time off. So christmas was planned like a military operation.

Shifting position is really not on.

Pick one and go with it please. We have this dice we bought years and years ago in a 'toy' shop that has a bunch of positions printed on it. Pretty useless though as we just keep rolling until we get one we feel like.

He did try to get me to watch a film with him, he thought I would be giddy with lust.

I wasn't.

He was a dickhead.

I still can't shake the feeling that cinema should cost about £2.50 per seat. £9, my last visit locally, and about £15 in London. And no lovely coffee shop.

Nearly there....

We are going to see the Hobbit on New Years Day.

Dropping kids off for a week in Grandparents, lunch with friends, home for an afternoon shag, then off to dinner and movies with different friends.

Then we have a few days in the Hunter Valley in a place that is very private with a day bed and private plunge pool for lots of shagging.

Lovely.

No porn required.

I remember the days of the ole fashioned cinema

Proper velvet curtains, big seats, a bar at the interval and a naice lady bringing ice cream around for the kiddiwinks on a tray that stuck out from her tummy

morloth, fancy sex is for new relationships. <gavel>

thedoctrine, its insane, isnt it? our chain cinema is cineworld and its horrible. I'd much rather go to the lovely little one in the square

I'm going to start singing the Kia-Ora song in a minute. Great treat at the 'pictures'

Last word!