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Men who don't watch porn

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FBworry Mon 10-Dec-12 19:40:59

I do not believe all men watch porn.

However I wonder why they dont with it now being the "norm"?

Was there never any interest in the first place? Has it lost its shine? Is it a for feminist reasons?

Or is it more of a case of resisting temptation? As in they do want to watch but guilt and/or morals stop them? Fear of being caught?

We live in a time when we are constantly fed the message all men watch porn so nobody ever discusses those that don't watch it.

PeppermintPasty Thu 13-Dec-12 22:18:48

Ah. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:24:49

well, fuck me sideways !

-with lube--

where the hell have you been, Bela ??

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:26:17

Bela, I was talking about you last night. I said that I loved you, even if you are a bit mad sometimes. If you are who I think you are though...you know that grin

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:27:06

how does everyone else know who bela is ?? hmm

PeppermintPasty Thu 13-Dec-12 22:28:02

We're not pissed on brandy butter grin

Morloth Thu 13-Dec-12 22:28:32

How would one be fucked sidewise exactly? Prepares notebook for spicing up repressed life...

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:31:20

Spooning is sideways fucking, isn't it ? It can be helpful for back pain, I have heard.

Bela will know

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:32:01

Or perhaps you just need an inordinately long willy with the ability to see around corners

I dunno

Morloth Thu 13-Dec-12 22:32:46

Snot really sideways is it? Still front to back.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:34:41

You are right, morloth. Fuck me front to back doesn't have the same ring though.

erm..

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 13-Dec-12 22:40:53

I am really jealous of a £5 ticket price independent cinema.

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 13-Dec-12 22:44:59

I once went out with this chap who wanted sex in every conceivable position. It was like the kama sutra every night. Most off-putting. Every time I got close to orgasm he'd shift position.

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 13-Dec-12 22:47:08

Thedoctrine, its lovely. Like a proper old fashioned cinema, you take in your own goodies and there's a lovely coffee shop attached. Ds loves it there, no numb bums and some seats are like 2 seat sofas.

CheerfulYank Thu 13-Dec-12 22:47:40

I just got my Christmas cards, eek!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:49:35

it was probs porn wot dun it, BlameIt wink

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 13-Dec-12 22:52:58

Cheerful, its a running joke amongst my family and friends, how ridiculously organised and obsessed I get about xmas. I used to manage restaurants so from the end of nov til new year I wouldn't get any time off. So christmas was planned like a military operation.

Morloth Thu 13-Dec-12 22:52:59

Shifting position is really not on.

Pick one and go with it please. We have this dice we bought years and years ago in a 'toy' shop that has a bunch of positions printed on it. Pretty useless though as we just keep rolling until we get one we feel like.

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 13-Dec-12 22:54:10

He did try to get me to watch a film with him, he thought I would be giddy with lust.

I wasn't.

He was a dickhead.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 13-Dec-12 22:54:10

I still can't shake the feeling that cinema should cost about £2.50 per seat. £9, my last visit locally, and about £15 in London. And no lovely coffee shop.

ObscuredByClouds Thu 13-Dec-12 22:56:05

Nearly there....

Morloth Thu 13-Dec-12 22:56:23

We are going to see the Hobbit on New Years Day.

Dropping kids off for a week in Grandparents, lunch with friends, home for an afternoon shag, then off to dinner and movies with different friends.

Then we have a few days in the Hunter Valley in a place that is very private with a day bed and private plunge pool for lots of shagging.

Lovely.

No porn required.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Thu 13-Dec-12 22:56:24

I remember the days of the ole fashioned cinema

Proper velvet curtains, big seats, a bar at the interval and a naice lady bringing ice cream around for the kiddiwinks on a tray that stuck out from her tummy

BlameItOnTheChoirOfAngels Thu 13-Dec-12 22:57:36

morloth, grin fancy sex is for new relationships. <gavel>

thedoctrine, its insane, isnt it? our chain cinema is cineworld and its horrible. I'd much rather go to the lovely little one in the square

SueFawley Thu 13-Dec-12 22:57:55

I'm going to start singing the Kia-Ora song in a minute. Great treat at the 'pictures' grin

Morloth Thu 13-Dec-12 22:58:55

Last word!

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