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Here is this week's Friday bum sex thread

(78 Posts)
Apocalypto Fri 23-Nov-12 16:15:16

since nobody's posted it yet.

trolls please congregate here.

kittybiscuits Fri 23-Nov-12 16:23:22

I've never heard of bumsex. Do you have any pictures? wink

izzyizin Fri 23-Nov-12 16:26:37

<pulls up a chair>

<parks bum so it can't be got at from any angle>

Pictures, kitty? You'll need to bleach your eyeballs afterwards.

Apocalypto Fri 23-Nov-12 16:32:01

Is it "bum sex" or "bumsex"?

I'm sure the first oversharer will be along in a minute.

kittybiscuits Fri 23-Nov-12 16:36:44

sounds like I will need an eyemask and metal pants for this thread izzyshock

apocalypto are you doing a quick NC so you can start comparing the merits of vaginal/clitoral/bum orgasms with or without a laxative?

izzyizin Fri 23-Nov-12 16:39:42

Is 'bum sex' having sex with a bum and 'bumsex' having sex up the on a bum? Maybe this is one for pedants' corner, Apoc hmm

Resists urge to overshare tales of Catholic sex.

It's like DOING A POO! I just dont get it. but always fascinated by these threads Im on the bus btw. Sitting. In my judgypants.

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 17:04:23

No bum sex is ahem 'shit' sex and bumsex is up the bum sex...

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 17:06:25

Oh god I red one thread where one of the recipients of bumsex described and I quote 'pebble dashing' the toilet as a result of this type of 'congress'-put me right off...

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 17:06:44

Soz read

kittybiscuits Fri 23-Nov-12 17:18:32

Better to pebbledash the toilet than end up in a 'spotted dick' type situation...grin

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 17:27:45

or ,as an ex described the culmination of such practice-watching his cum turn a shade of brown as he spunked on his paramoirs but cheeks....that put me off too....

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 17:28:25

butt - oh ffs - i need wine!

Apocalypto Fri 23-Nov-12 17:59:19

ike1

how nice of him to share that little detail of his amorous encounters with other women with you! I'm trying to avoid getting a mental picture of that lovely moment.

getting the lady to rinse out her bum first might be an option, but OTOH all this does is enable rumpy pumpy without a pebbledashed willy.

and if that's what a bloke wants, then there is a perfectly obvious alternative right under his nose. and it doesn't need rinsing out first. maybe after.

I conclude that the pebbledashing is a feature not a bug?

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 18:05:32

yes a delightful 'feature' apparently Apocalypto and note the 'ex' reference..lol

bumhead Fri 23-Nov-12 18:24:54

God this reminds me of when I shared a flat with my lovely friend Royston (who is gay). When I moved in there was this hose type attachment in the bathroom that I found useful to wash my hair with.
I remember Royston coming in the bathroom while I was giving my hair a final rinse whilst getting ready for a night out.
'Don't use that hose!!' he yelled, 'I stick that up my arse to wash it out before a date!' shock

lucidlady Fri 23-Nov-12 18:27:33

Haha bumhead that's so grim!!

bumhead Fri 23-Nov-12 18:28:45

Tell me about it!! blush

shrimponastick Fri 23-Nov-12 18:32:01

Ha ha ha bumhead

Perhaps bum sex is copulatimg with a tramp?

izzyizin Fri 23-Nov-12 18:50:55

That's what I meant by 'having sex with a bum', shrimp, but ike reckons bum sex is shit sex which kinda brings us back to the topic in hand... confused

footyfan Fri 23-Nov-12 21:27:35

Did anyone go to SuBo's bum sex party ?!?

twitter fail

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 21:43:42

Seems that peeps are not that interested in 'shit' sex tonight....could we have put them off with our tales of brown spunk, pebble dashing and hose enemas??????

ike1 Fri 23-Nov-12 21:47:26

...and bless poor old SUBO ...

TisILeclerc Fri 23-Nov-12 21:49:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

izzyizin Fri 23-Nov-12 21:50:05

Anal bum parties and hashtags? Seems the action's taking place elsewhere tonight...

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