Namechange here, have been one mumsnet since 2004, knows icod, riven, dementeed etc..
Right, yesterday dh and I had sex, what pertube me is that when we went to bed the cat was on the bed (all spread as if she owed the bed in fact) so we chased her but while we were doing the deed, the cat came back while we were doing it and wouldn't budge and stay on the bed the whole time !!!
So, what does it mean :
A)She didnt move because we were not bothering her, hence the sex was boring ? I mean not a lot of movements in there ?
B) Is our cat a perv ?
Do you have any experience of clingy pet like that ?
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naughtypet · 17/04/2011 19:25
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naughtypet ·
17/04/2011 19:36
Dh was not phased at all by it...obviously lovemaking is not a big deal for him !!! 
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Al0uiseG ·
17/04/2011 19:37
We have to shut the dog out, he tries to jump on the bad and makes a Weird noise 
spanky2 ·
17/04/2011 19:38
Yes my cat who has now gone to heaven 
would also refuse to get off the bed. Why should they it's theirs, we're just the fools who do their bidding.
SummerRain ·
17/04/2011 19:40
We used to live in a house share with a friend pre kids so our cat was often locked in our room during sex (as if he was in there when we started the door had to be closed in case housemate wandered upstairs)
He used to attack dp's feet during the deed 
After the night he attacked dp's balls though he was banned from the room ever after
Far creepier was a couple of years back when ds2 was a newborn and we had some kittens in the house. We were having sex with the lights off as ds1 was asleep in his crib. At one point dp was sucking on my nipples..... at least i thought it was dp until it bit me and I realised it was one of the bloody kittens after crawling under the blankets with us, smelling milk and latching on 
nethunsreject ·
17/04/2011 19:40
Animals don't mind .
Personally it would put me right off.
pmsl at Hec's cat on her dh's back.
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