Your most embarassing pregnancy experience ?

[mummyneedinganswers]

What's the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while pregnant ??

Mine is tonight I actually pooped myself
Even though I have bad diarrhoea it's only 30 seconds if even to our toilet but didn't make it on time. Was pretty embarrassing having to explain to dp why I was showered changed lol

[ChilliAndMint]

Never heard anyone say poop ???? in RL.

[Whatabout]

Wet myself in front of a colleague. Too much coughing, too weak a pelvic floor..

[mummyneedinganswers]

I don't say it in RL lol it was more of a 'I just fcking sht myself moment' just thought it was more polite lol

[tinyme135]

I wet myself while I was waiting for my 12 week scan. DP couldn't stop laughing so I was laughing even more making me wet myself more :D joys of pregnancy

[MingZillas]

Horrendous piles from about 15 weeks onwards. Like half my arse hanging out. Having to show this to the gp to get some cream. Awful and bloody painful.

[MaryPoppinsPenguins]

I had an appointment at the hygienist... I looked pretty horrendous that day anyway as if had hyperemesis, hair scraped back, no makeup, huge Minnie Mouse t shirt.

I was sitting in the waiting room and without warning was sick down my shirt...

Just then a girl I went to school with (the most popular girl ) walked into the room and said 'I saw the name and thought it was you! In you come!'

[Junosmum]

So far for me (I'm only 19 weeks) it's the wind. The loud, smelly, comes without warning wind. It has no regard for where I am and I can't stop it. Same with the burping!

[mummyneedinganswers]

Who the hell said pregnancy was glamorous eh?

[CalypsoLilt]

I farted really loudly at my desk today and everyone heard (15+3)

[Roomba]

I actually had to pretend that I'd wet myself once when pregnant! I'd been sitting in a hot meeting room, and (how to put this...?) I was much sweatier everywhere when pregnant, it was horrible. I had white linen trousers on and they were so sweaty round the crotch and legs, it did look like I'd wet myself. Grim. So I blamed a UTI and everyone felt sorry for me....

[seastargirl]

Having to get off the tram and throw up in a bin in the platform. All my embarrassing pregnancy moments involve being sick or heaving loudly somewhere!

[Vajazzler]

I was feeling ever so nauseous when on a bus. I was about 18 weeks but had sickness all the way through and knew I was going to be sick. I made my way to the front of the bus and asked the driver if he could let me off as I was going to be sick. He very kindly pulled over right next to a skip but instead of pulling away he waited for me! The whole bus watched me puke in a skip!

[MissSMartin]

I was waiting to cross over the road at the lights outside of work and I heaved and burped really loud and everyone looked at me.. I wee myself sometimes but only alittle bit when I sneeze or laugh but it's only in front of dp!

[HelsBels3000]

I was 38 weeks pg and still at work - wee'd all over my work skirt at 0830 in the morning - I was so desperate to go to the toilet, I pulled my skirt up but hadn't remembered all the material at the back - it was spread across the toilet seat - and it got soaked.
I had to waddle back to my office, covered in piss, spun my skirt round the the front so I didn't have to sit on it and rang my DH in tears to bring me a new skirt at work I had to explain why as he thought it was very odd and wanted to check my waters hadn't gone!

[IKnowRight]

Simultanously was sick and wet myself in Asda at around 25 weeks. (dc2, hyperemesis)

Whilst eating a meal (at home thankfully) my stomach said no half way through and was sick with no warning whatsoever into my plate. (dc2, hyperemesis)

Had explosive windy diarrhoea a couple of times a day, the toilet at work was in a big echoey room with paper thin walls and everyone within a 10 mile radius in the office could hear it and gave it 5 minutes after I came out (dc1, iron tablets)

[TopsyRose]

I tripped over and thought my waters had gone.... The community midwife came and said "oh no darling, false alarm, you've just wet yourself".

[elQuintoConyo]

Farting. Fat, loud horsefarts. Best was during an exam at 34 weeks. I was invigilating.

At 42 weeks I was walking up a short but steep hill.in town to Sil's house, afiend was waiting for me at the top and we were going to walk the rest of the way together. Well, DS didn't half like to bounce his stabby wee head on my pelvic floor, again and again. It was so very painful and every step was a sharp 'oh' followed by a moan. Friend said it sounded like I was having an orgasm, I didn't half get some funny looks!

[Peppasmate]

With dc4 i suddenly felt sick & ended up puking & peeing myself.

With dc6 i was chatting to another mum & as I walked away I walked into a lamp post. I had a massive lump on my head for weeks!

[Rarity08]

Passing out in Miss Selfridge, then chucking up all over the floor when I came round
Went to the loo in supermarket, carried on shopping, lady says to me "do you realise your skirt is tucked in your knickers?". Cue hasty exit
Got stuck in the bath.

[julesldn]

Threw up into a paper coffee cup at work. Luckily managed it secretly in a meeting room. I then had to casually chuck the coffee cup in the bin. Classy!

[Cheshirehello79]

At around 18-20 weeks in SMT meeting with all directors and that doing a presantation - boobs decided they were just going to go off on one and were so painful that had to excuse myself in middle of meeting and just adjust a little bit. They were all in bits ! My excuse was sorry I'm pregnant so everyone kind of forgot the moment and congratulated me . Was solo embaracing I still can't face my line manager :-( worst is he just smirks when he seems me - awful !

[cosytoaster]

Totally osing control of my bladder in Thornton's due to laughing at my sister who'd knocked over a display of diabetic chocs