Superb stuff from Portillo

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www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2351766/Osborne-turned-omni-shambles-omni-rout-buried-borrow-Ed-Miliband-says-Tory-big-beast.html

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Wouldn't dream of clicking on a Mail link, but obviously, if it's in that rag, the article will be the epitome of balanced, considered journalism.