parties woudl you lotbe happier if they nevre happened?

[TheHighwayCod]

noparty nags t ow inge on about
no presnets
no omg i cna only invite 72 psople

[CountessDracula]

you sound like a party nag

NO

I love parties!

[foxinsocks]

lol...it would make life easier

having said that, I never had a party as a child and I did go through childhood feeling pretty crap about that

[Enid]

lol

i DO NOT understand all this angsting over presents

[TheHighwayCod]

wnaky parents
" oh archiebald has TWO prestns he will die"

[CountessDracula]

foxy

[TheHighwayCod]

" and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Mollaarina ahs been given PLASTIC in a party bag - call the decontamination experts"

[TheHighwayCod]

"Herbert wil die if given sherbert"

[Enid]

yes

poor Merlin he ALREADY has a power ranger

[HuwEdwards]

yes, I think an annual thrashing would be more appropriate...teach the little buggers how lucky they are the rest of the year.

[TheHighwayCod]

" i think Hugo oyu need to empahsie withthe poor more"

[Enid]

quick hide that bratz doll it will make Thumbelina look pikey

[TheHighwayCod]

" adn fo the party tea the sandwhiches were on WHITE bread"

[foxinsocks]

aww thanks cd - I didn't mean it in a 'woe is me' way but now that I see dd and ds's little faces when the candles on the cake are lit and all their friends are there, it does make me go all gooey inside (and realise that it was worth the effort/torment in the end)

and I always put nasty sweets in the party bag

[BudaBeast]

Love party bags!

Love parties.

Love presents too. Just not too many please!!!!

[Enid]

ok kids lets all hold hands and close our eyes and imagine Chlamydias birthday goat being given to the poor people

[TheHighwayCod]

and them eating it

[Earlybird]

Oh Enid - thanks for the laugh! YOu are a funny woman...

[TheHighwayCod]

my dsses LOVE the crapola sweets

[TheHighwayCod]

( obviously its one step to chavdom adn they will nevr appreciate FIne FOod again)

[Mala]

Heee heee-this thread has made me chuckle!

And don't forget husbands who are upset coz they don't have their name on rsvps

[TheHighwayCod]

lol was that you?

[robin3]

About to 'host' my first kiddie Birthday Party and thought I'd be really cool about it BUT first I was worrying about there being too many children and now I'm worrying that only a few have RSVP'd. Found myself worrying at the weekend about the party bags and whether I'd made them too boy orientated for the girls!

FGS....I need to get a grip!

[nikkie]

We have 5 this week, quite happy not to have them!

[paulaplumpbottom]

My goodness listen to all the party poopers!!!!!!

[Gobbledigook]

No, I like them.

It's great for all the mates to get together and run riot outside of school.

I like taking one child to a party and I can spend 2 hours chatting to my mates without stressing about where my 2 year old has run off to next.

Going out with one child....ah, bliss