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So today DD ate: 1 bowl of cheerios; 1 nibble of bird poo...

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weebump · 22/06/2009 22:11

... 1 - possibly 3 - daisies; shredded paper; 1 orange; 2 biscuits; banana sandwiches; 1 lick of solpadine served on a bed of grass, and a swig of water from a junkie's baby's bottle, and some bathwater. No wonder she didn't finish her dinner!

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EccentricaGallumbits · 22/06/2009 22:12

carbs
protein
fibre
vitamins
minerals

seems jsut fine.

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dilemma456 · 23/06/2009 09:42

Message withdrawn

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weebump · 24/06/2009 13:40

She likes to help her self when she sees other kid's bottles, hence the junkie's baby's bottle incident in the park. The mum 'cleaned' it afterwards by taking a swig herself and then spitting out the water. So at least her daughter didn't get my dd's germs!

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