HELP! 4 yr old DD turning into Bob Marley

(65 Posts)
Beccarollover Thu 22-Apr-04 20:44:43

DD went to bed with wet hair and woke up with the most horrendous tangle in her hair yesterday - tried to get it out with tangle tamer but couldnt even budge it it was so matted and she was screaming and had to get to work so tied it back - had another go tonight but still couldnt do much and didnt get much chance so she has gone to bed with it AGAIN (v bad mummy alert)

It has turned into almost a dreadlock

What the hell do I do with it?

I have tried semen etc

Does anyone have any good ideas as she wont let me within 400 yards of her with a brush without screaming now - any handy tips?

Becca
xxx

Flip Thu 22-Apr-04 21:15:18

She's cheered me up!

Bron Thu 22-Apr-04 21:22:55

ROFL ROFL ROFL!

no advice but a prize for the best typo ever!

harman Thu 22-Apr-04 21:27:36

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3GirlsMum Thu 22-Apr-04 21:28:59

Hi Becca

I would suggest lots and lots of conditioner (told it works far better than semen!!) and a large detangler comb. The longer you leave it the worse it will get.

crystaltips Thu 22-Apr-04 21:31:30


Cant say any more

willow2 Fri 23-Apr-04 10:23:35

And the award for best typo goes to...

Absolute classic.

Blu Fri 23-Apr-04 10:55:43

Oh Becca, you have deepened my laughter lines irrevocably, damn you!

If Body Shop leave in conditioner doesn't do the trick, I think it's scissors.....

jodee Fri 23-Apr-04 11:12:00

<hysterical laughter> !!

This should DEFINITELY be listed as a Discussion of the Day on the homepage!

Demented Fri 23-Apr-04 14:37:20

ROFL!!!

Demented Fri 23-Apr-04 14:37:45

In fact so much so I have just woken DS2 up!

Northerner Fri 23-Apr-04 14:40:39

How funny is this?
PMSL

Beccarollover Fri 23-Apr-04 15:10:49

I have bought some hot oil today and going to attempt slathering that on and combing out a section at a time, bought her a giant kinder egg as a reward if she sits nicely...

If all else fails might try...................errrr NO!

papillon Fri 23-Apr-04 15:17:41

ROFL

go to an African hairdressers/shop - maybe they might know how to detangle.

That has to be the best typo ever!

PORK indeed!

katierocket Fri 23-Apr-04 15:30:19

that's brilliant

I did such a double take when I read 1st message!

suedonim Fri 23-Apr-04 16:14:30

What a cracker, Becca!

piglit Fri 23-Apr-04 16:33:16

Thanks Becca. I have just sprayed water out of my nose all over my desk. Hilarious typo - best ever!

Beccarollover Sat 24-Apr-04 11:01:56

Bob Marley has left the building!!! Managed to get them out with lots of patient combing and detangler spray

Janstar Sat 24-Apr-04 11:11:35

becca that is so funny. Funniest typo I've ever seen on mumsnet.

Toots Sat 24-Apr-04 19:46:57

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I really needed that. Oh, god, it's just repeating on me.

pork

macmama73 Sun 20-May-07 23:54:55

rofl, got tears in my eyes. Typo of the century!

littlelapin Tue 25-Sep-07 10:14:52

God, I realise said 4 year old is now 7 but that IS the funniest typo ever! grin

harleyd Tue 25-Sep-07 10:15:26

semen - farking hysterical grin

ChubbyScotsBurd Tue 25-Sep-07 12:05:39

:wheeze:

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