Beccarollover
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:44:43
DD went to bed with wet hair and woke up with the most horrendous tangle in her hair yesterday - tried to get it out with tangle tamer but couldnt even budge it it was so matted and she was screaming and had to get to work so tied it back - had another go tonight but still couldnt do much and didnt get much chance so she has gone to bed with it AGAIN (v bad mummy alert)
It has turned into almost a dreadlock
What the hell do I do with it?
I have tried semen etc
Does anyone have any good ideas as she wont let me within 400 yards of her with a brush without screaming now - any handy tips?
Becca
xxx
Beccarollover
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:45:39
Holy sh*T
Really sorry about typo
Of course I have tried SERUM in her hair NOT SEMEN
OMG
B, what a laugh before I switch off for the evening!!!
marthamoo
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:46:49
Sorry , beccs, no ideas but PMSL @ semen 
fairyfly
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:47:09
I was just soooo confused then, i am hysterical, i was trying to work out what the hell you were on, wee
popsycal
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:47:26
That is the funniest thing I have read on here in a very long time!!!!
Good job you didn't write tats....think of the scope for that one!!
popsycal
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:48:18
I actually have beer coming out of my nose.....
kiwisbird
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:48:20
rofl
was about to type that IMHO semen makes tangles worse not better
Beccarollover
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:50:11
MUST PREVIEW MUST PREVIEW MUST PREVIEW
I do NOT put bodily fluids in my daughters hair 
kiwisbird
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:51:18
same here, sorry but that almost caused wien spillage and incontinence
Hee hee
Slinky
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:51:35
LOL Becca...
sorry, no real advice but I'm sitting here in hysterics
popsycal
Thu 22-Apr-04 20:55:08
OMG i am crying
just let dh see this becca and he is wetting himself,,,,,
FF i have also had to try to explain to him what pork means...all he said was is she the same person as festivefly then?
omg - this is so funny
On no Becca, no advice I don't think but ROFL @ semen error!!!
musica
Thu 22-Apr-04 21:10:23
Becca - I am laughing so much!!!!!!!! What a typo!!!!! I was wondering what the etc was!.
Seriously, you could try some leave in conditioner - Body Shop used to do one, or Boots will probably have something, that will just soften it and maybe make it easier to brush.
When my hair is very tangled, it is easiest if you start from the bottom - also that doesn't hurt the head.
Easy
Thu 22-Apr-04 21:12:07
sorry to interrupt but ...
What DOES Pork mean?
SoupDragon
Thu 22-Apr-04 21:14:11
It's what PMSL turns into with predictive text on a mobile phone.
Codswallop
Thu 22-Apr-04 21:14:35
becca is a twit
but we love her
