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Need to see the photo!

Amazing!

I just read this on the mumsnet round up email and I have to say I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Having said that, those darn toys look so real these days I can see how it may have fooled you!

Lovely thread , purple you are a lovely person and (even if unintentionally) a brilliant comedian!

I just saw this in active convos and have given myself a headache trying (and failing) not to laugh.
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I have just annoyed my husband by howling with laughter. I couldn't even explain why I was laughing so hard. My face is soaked.

Thank you.

Oh Pidj, I have just read this from Talk round up. Bless you for caring so much... and giving us all a good giggle!

You loon! I have just snorted wine all over my laptop.

Don't care if it is an old thread.

Thank you, whomoved, I think you're the first person on here what has actually come out and agreed with me!

<very proud to now be in both Classics and Talk Round Up>

Oh bless you OP that did make me larf!

Does look real though.

And it's going back into Active Convos again after being linked to from this thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1333307-Thing-I-Read-on-Mumsnet-That-Still-Make-Me-Laugh-Even-Years-Later#28242581

True classic! Love it. Well done Pidj and for the giggle.

Bumping into active convos.

Funniest thing I've read in ages!

So....does that mean someone is wondering why you stole their toy cat?

You are a kind-hearted person Purple.

You are a legend, just for coming back and sharing the ending.

I'm still chuckling this morning, but trying to work out how to tell the story without it sounding like it wa sme.

err right, there was this woman on...... err the internet.....

Thank you. I have had such a shit day at work and this has made me guffaw out loud.
You sound like a lovely person. A loon obviously, but a lovely one.

So you handed in the black bin bag to the vet? I can just imagine them opening the bag all tentatively, waiting to hold their breath for the smell etc. They must have been on the floor in hysterics! Brilliant!!

(as a member of the profession I can almost guarantee that Purple!)

My Mum has a fake orchid flower that she keeps in the real orchid pot so there is always a bloom. Fools most folk

The cat is being dealt with by the vet

Raahh - my DH was looking after his mum's plants when she was ill and diligently watered an artificial leopard lily. (It was quite realistic - from a distance.)

So, purple - who gets the cat? Can it be resurrected with a few AA batteries?

Seashells, I did suggest to the nice vet lady that it would make a good anecdote for the next conference she attends

Oldest, I bloody hope so!

Raahh, I'm soooooooooooo glad it's not just me

This is so funny- made my day.

I shared it with DH- the man who looked after a bonsai tree for 6 months, not at all concerned that it didn't grow (they are meant to be small, after all).

It was plastic.

Oh. My. God.




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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

I've had a dreadful day - this has made me laugh my socks off. Nice work, purplewerepidj.

Hope you get the job; karma should reward you for your kind-heartedness.

oh that is superb...you will go down in folklore at that practice

This is absolutely priceless purple. I'm so glad it wasn't a zombie cat