my sides are splitting with laughter!

[shoptilidrop]

So funny i had to share.
Im moving out of 'our' house monday, tomorrow my mum is coming to help me with some last min bits and is taking dd back with her to stay at hers for a few days. So exdh phones.. spoke to dd, bit of small talk.He asked when he could speak to DD tomorrow. said it would have to be early as she wouldnt be here from 2pm. He said ' oh, so you are going to be on your own.. thats interesting.... what will you do...' then more small talk... then repeated what he said.... then small talk..... then he said..
' Fancy one last fuck before you go?'
Honest to god, i cannot stop laughing!
I told him, that thank you very much for the kind offer, but i would be incrediably busy!
LOL
Anyway, he keeps texting me pornographic messages now... i did ask him why would he think i would like to shag him.... he say he didnt know but thought it might be fun and would pass the time.... LOL
All this from a man who, two weeks ago said i was fat and discusting!
What an idiot!

[BennyAndJoon]

You are so well rid of that tosspot! He really is insane

He doesn't like it now that you are doing your own thing and getting on with life without him does he?

Good luck with the move and the new job

[CKelpie]

He is an idiot and a twunt and clearly has no respect for you to suggest such a thing when you are in the process of moving out of the family home.

I hope you continue to laugh at him!

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

ROFL!
and wishing you lots of luck with the house move xx

[TheCrackFox]

He sounds like a real charmer, how could you possibly resist?

Good luck with the move and getting on with your life without this wanker.

[shoptilidrop]

thanks everyone

i cant wait to move am excited and know i will be fine and a lot happier.

Dont worry herb, i will not be cleaning at all! LOL

Thanks benny for remembering who i am? am surprised anyone remembers me! LOL

yes, i am well rid, it is a perfect example of why i kicked him out in the first place. He thinks with his cock not his head, and he is never ever going to change.

The messages keep coming and im still laughing. He has no understanding of the situation at all.

He is, a total idiot.

[macdoodle]

PMSL my STBXH is the same - one day tells me I am fat and repulsive, and then the next thinks I will jump at the chance to sleep with him ...ummmm NOT !!!!!

[Leslaki]

Do you have a mobile no for his current GF??? You could 'accidentally' forward them on with a note to say..."I think these must be for you as I am fat and disgusting"..!!!

[JJsandcat]

He sounds lovely...barf. Will he stay in the house? Any chance you could leave a few rollmopse behind the heating and such?

Good luck with the move!

[mrsmortenharket]

oh my word you are well rid! good luck with move, i have also just moved to get away from x ... must be something in the water

[tessofthedurbervilles]

Sorry, remind me again why you are no longer with this charming man?! What a loser!