AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MummyandJess]

Just been 1 of those days where I need to scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Feel free if any1 else feels the same

[waterfalls]

I am all screamed out, I can pull the appropriate face though

[MummyandJess]

Lol thats better than the faces I am pulling today. Ever had 1 of those day where everyone is wrong, everything that happens is wrong and none of its your fault??!!! Lol

[nineinchnipples]

yes I have, and know exactly what you mean, but I find something to make me laugh and it aint so bad after all


that doesn't always work tho

[waterfalls]

No but I get days, when I am always wrong, everything I do is wrong, and its all my fault...................well according to dh anyway

Have a glass of wine or a cup of hot chocolate and relax

[MummyandJess]

Laugh? Erm....Not much to help in that dpt Im afraid maybe tomorrow will be another day and everyone and thing will stop being wrong lol

[MummyandJess]

Waterfals thats probably the case today altho it seems to make me feel better thinking its everyone else and not oh so perfect me!! Yea right! Its great how ex dh are always there to make you feel like you are completely imcapable of doing anything at all right on your own!
I fancy something stronger than a glass of wine maybe a bottle of Vodka will help lol!!!

[Tinkerbel5]

Can I scream as well please

Had a bad night, im a lone parent and met a guy 8 months ago and well last night I allowed him to stay over as DD was at my parents, anyways to cut a long story short after a few drinks out and crashing out in the bed I woke up to hear the sound of a waterfall and my guy (now ex) standing leaning on the wardrobe and pissing on my carpet!!!!

I bloomin cant bleieve it, how can men get so delirious that they dont know where they are luckily enough I had this giant polar bear that caught the flow and I shouted at him (the ex) and he suddenly came too and went in the toilet.

I had to drag the polar bear down the stairs after getting rid of the ex as soon as it was daylight and put him in the garage so he can be dumped.

I know you all might find it a bit extreme to end it because of this , but his hygene suddenly went downhill last night when he didnt wash his hands after going to the toilet on 3 occasions and the final straw was this morning when he ponsed a couple of quid of me to pay for his cab home cause he was to lazy to walk the mile home

Sorry I had to get that off my chest, and I dont mind if you all find it funny cause then I will be glad that I have made someone laugh today

[iPodthereforiPoor]

Boooooo to new ex-man for peeing on your floor

I want to AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at my best mate for NOT giving my number to the nice bloke who was hinting to her that he wanted it..boooo

[makemineadouble]

Tink after all that I hope he was worth it (Big willy i mean ) and yes your post made me laugh cheers

[Tinkerbel5]

ipod I hope you're path crosses again with the nice man.

makemine I never got to see the tackle cause he had too much beer, so now I will never know if he was going to be the best I ever had (he recons) like his ex thought

[makemineadouble]

seriously if he drank like that when he knew youd made arangements for him to stay over! he was a prat glad you threw him in yhe skip

[Tinkerbel5]

yes defo made the right choice to bin him, he isnt working now either and has just been chucked out of his friend's flat, alarm bells went off loud and clear this weekend

[makemineadouble]

OMG! think you just ha eally lucky escape (and i bet he had small willy)

[makemineadouble]

make that really (hic! lol)

[iPodthereforiPoor]

Oh it will - am off out next weekend to stalk him!!

[Tinkerbel5]

well I had a little feel of it before crashing out and it was like a slug

going to join you in a little tipple me thinks cracks open bottle of wine

[Tinkerbel5]

ipod you need to take a net so you can go catch that man, make sure you get his number at least

[schneebly]

can I join too? AAAARGH!!!

[makemineadouble]

ipod oh my god what if she gave him her number!!!!!! (pouring another to reduce stress caused by that thought hic!)

[makemineadouble]

tink nearly wee,d then laughin

[Tinkerbel5]

schbeebly are you ok ?

make are you having another glass?, im sipping my first one and will soon be singing along with 'how to solve a problem like maria'

[schneebly]

Am lonely - want DH home Trying to distract myself with MN but have no wine and I really want some!

[Tinkerbel5]

Schneebly just read you're post hopefully you're brother will do the right thing and own up, and sort you out with another car.

Dont take tonight as being alone, make it a pamper evening, put a face pack on, paint you're nails, and eat chocolate, whilst drinking a chilled bottle of wine

[Tinkerbel5]

schneebly run down to the off license whilst its still open, dont forget the snacks either !!

[schneebly]

I cant tink - live in the middle of nowhere with no transport. DSs are in bed too. BIL is supposed to be bringing me some juice and chocolate but he has not been yet so don't know if he will appear.