ds samples dd's rectal thermometer...

[sansouci]

yes, tis true. I took dd's temp this evening as she felt v. hot & afterwards, while my back was turned, ds stuck the thing in his mouth. Stupid boy. What to expect? Diarrhoea, hepatitis, cholera or nothing at all?

[sansouci]

what? hamster soup is newsworthy but a rectal thermometer lollipop isn't?

[sansouci]

no competition

[hairymclary]

aww i saw this sansouci but just didn't know what to say.
i am sure that ds will be fine, my ds has eaten his own poo before now and hasn't suffered any ill effects.

[Katymac]

He'll prob get whatever she has...or nothing

[sansouci]

phew! finally... thanks. I was actually quite worried (but then when am I not?)

[moondog]

lol
My sister in France pooped the proferred thermometer when in hospital and put it in her mouth to be met by horrified 'Non,non,non!' and gestures towards her rear end.