Does anyone know any good recipes for roasted husband?

[marthamoo]

That's it really.

[Gomez]

Poker up bottom, sprinkle with garlic and rosemary, slow cook for around 36 hours then feed to MIL?

[pixiefish]

shove the spike up where the sun don't shine then hover above fire. for best results cook on a spit

[marthamoo]

I'm liking the sound of these. More?

[lemonice]

I did but now a distant memory (future Crime watch perhaps?)

[Evesmama]

no..they taste too sour
hi lemonice

[lemonice]

Hi evesmama the dgs is turning nicely at the moment should be nice for the match tomorrow

[Evesmama]

dgs???match???

ooops have jsut been disgustedly informed by dp its cup final tomorrow

[tatt]

as cannibals were supposed to claim people taste like roast pig treat them the same way? Some men are keen on barbecues so cook on spit and serve with barbecue sauce. It would liven up a PTA barbecue wondering who would be cooked next.

[WideWebWitch]

snigger, snigger

[hub2dee]

You might want to watch the The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover as life could immitate art !



Please be gentle with him. LOL

[WigWamBam]

There's plenty of recipes for roasted cat over on my thread, maybe one of those would suffice? Obviously you'd need to adjust the ingredients accordingly, but it should be OK.

Husband, cat; not much difference.