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I'm slow-cooking porn and it's gone sort of sweet and aniseedy?

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I just browned it and bunged it in a cock pot with half a bubble of wine, load of vegetable stock, garlic, chilli, thyme, celery, onion, carrots and chorizo about 5. 5 hours ago. I'm a pork vinegar so might have done something wrong.

Any ideas of something I can add to make it a bit less sweet? Am contemplating soya sauce or paprika?

TIM!

Allalonenow Wed 03-Apr-13 17:53:43

grin

MadBra, that was supposed to be T I A... Clearly my phone thinks I'm talking dirty about Tim in IT again [wink&

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 17:53:49

You are so in the weekly round-up.

MmeLindor Wed 03-Apr-13 17:54:24

I'd go with balsamic vinegar maybe.

SminkoPinko Wed 03-Apr-13 17:54:26

I think it's all gone wrong and sexy because you are a pork vinegar.

BooCanary Wed 03-Apr-13 17:54:32

Think I've cracked it OP - you need more than one bubble of wine!

Maat Wed 03-Apr-13 17:55:29

I missed the TIM bit.

<actually weeping with laughter now>

Please don't namechange OP. This will go down as a classic and you have made slow cooking actually interesting.

CarpeVinum Wed 03-Apr-13 17:55:36

grin

If there is a forum equivilent of "Damn You Autocorrect" this surely would be in the top ten.

dingit Wed 03-Apr-13 17:55:42

is the symptoms of the std from that pork scratchings?

sjupes Wed 03-Apr-13 17:56:36

Ha! grin

totally unhelpful but oh my god haha

Thanks fluffy I might have to try Hairy Bikers Pulled Porn next time grin

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 17:57:03

Oh god, NOBODY with stitches or respiratory problems or less than an hour to spare google "Damn You Autocorrect". You have been warned.

"I'm a pork vinegar" <arf>

Actually I'm chuckling at the explosive TIM at the end now too grin

shallweshop Wed 03-Apr-13 17:58:15

Love it grin. Can work out most of what you meant to say but not the pork vinegar bit??

Love the porn in the cock pot

What does "im a pork vinegar" mean, the mind boggles

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 17:58:44

TIIIIIIIM! <subsides>

Love the porn in the cock pot

What does "im a pork vinegar" mean, the mind boggles

It was supposed to be pork virgin! The one even slightly sexual term in the whole thing and the phone makes it about ingredients. <sign>

thornrose Wed 03-Apr-13 18:00:12

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

TiredFeet Wed 03-Apr-13 18:00:31

Shaking with laughter here grin

Hmm maybe try turning up the heat a little bit. Let it get nice and hot and steamy

Maat Wed 03-Apr-13 18:01:26

It would have been even funnier if it had left the "I'm a pork virgin" in.

grin

fuckwittery Wed 03-Apr-13 18:03:45

Did you mean to say "I'm a pork VIRGIN" rather than vinegar?

Your phone is so rude it refuses to write virgin!

poor Tim, his porn got rid of, his cock in a pot and his sweet virginal love has turned into a vinegary old hag who only serves bubbles of wine

monsterchild Wed 03-Apr-13 18:05:12

Yes to more wine!
Don't name change, I too want to think happy sweet porn thoughts when I see you posting again!

MadBraLady Wed 03-Apr-13 18:05:37

Ah, tis that many years since I were a pork virgin.

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