Anyone want me to magically make their auction bids rocket sky high? I have the touch, apparently.

[BroccoliSpears]

Absolutely EVERYTHING I have bid on for the past week has gone for such a high price. I haven't won a thing. I've even reached the stage where I'm bidding far more than I ought to because I'm determined to win something, and I STILL get outbid.

Toddler trousers going for twenty-odd quid.

Cot bedding going for nearly the same.

There are 3 things in 'Items I've Won' and 32 things in 'Items I Didn't Win'.

Currently bidding on three other things... outbid on every one!

[KnickersOnMaHead]

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