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HappyDaddy, stop being such a big bumlicking wussy and return. i've got more testosterone in my little finger than you...

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DaddyCool · 12/04/2007 17:53

come back you big girls blouse. be a man fgs.

your mama is so ugly they shaved her arse and taught her to walk backwards.

now get back in the saddle.

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OrvilleRedenbacher · 12/04/2007 17:53

i agree

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OrvilleRedenbacher · 12/04/2007 17:54

and everyone is now asking me what the deal is

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DaddyCool · 12/04/2007 17:55

yes and its irritating me now. you might as well put some stockings and a frilly hat on and call yourself Susan.

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NomDePlume · 12/04/2007 17:57
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zippitippitoes · 12/04/2007 17:58

yes exactly what i was thinking of saying

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DaddyCool · 12/04/2007 17:59

and now you must excuse me. i'm off to get a double big mac, large fries, chocolate thick shake and an apple pie from mic-macs.

you see testosterone boyo.

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Blu · 12/04/2007 18:00

Yeah, well testosterone in your little finger is about as much use as a chocolate spout on a teapot.

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motherinferior · 12/04/2007 18:09

I feel DaddyCool's fantasy of HD in frilly hat and stockings says rather more about Mr Cool than anything else.

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NomDePlume · 12/04/2007 18:10

hahahahahahaha MI

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Nightynight · 12/04/2007 18:11

are you feeling in a minority DC? [pitying emoticon]

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:11

And he wants to call him Susan

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NomDePlume · 12/04/2007 18:11

and kiss him on the mouth


























with tongues

















and groping

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:13

Nancy arsed fairies the lot of ya

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motherinferior · 12/04/2007 18:13

A boy named Sue, yet.

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Megglevache · 12/04/2007 18:15

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:16

He flounced Megg

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motherinferior · 12/04/2007 18:16

I am - as I frequently do - having a distinct Brokeback Mountain moment here.

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:17

It's more Tony and Simon from Eastenders

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FioFio · 12/04/2007 18:18

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motherinferior · 12/04/2007 18:18

Actually it's more of a Priscilla Queen of the Desert moment.

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Megglevache · 12/04/2007 18:24

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:26

He thinks we all think badly of him because of the Tamba thingy.

I'll find the thread and link it

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WelshBoris · 12/04/2007 18:28

flounce

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Blu · 12/04/2007 18:29

But why has he started thinking that now?

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motherinferior · 12/04/2007 18:30

ErrrrrrrrrrrI think it's the MN quiz, whatever that was.

Gawd knows. Obviously, now, he'll be entranced to be lured back by DC.

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