Cosmo stylee 'What sort of mn (tent) camper are you?' quiz

[Slubberdegullion]

omdb asked for it.

1. My tent is:

A. lighter than a medium sized rabbit B. strong, with a HH of 5000 and many guying points C. A bell tent, natch D. made by a lovely Danish company E. something only of my nightmares

1. My all time camping hero is:

A. Ray Mears. B. Olave Baden Powell C. A sort of amalgamation of Joni Mitchell and Kath Kidson D.This lovely looking family that are not actors E. Michael Winner

1. At night for light I use:

A. headtorch B. headtorch plus wind up lantern C. solar powered fairy lights and the moon D. EHU Mo Fo lantern E. I switch on the lights at the wall

1. I like to sit on:

A. My arse B. The sturdy lids of my sturdy plastic boxes C. My ragtaggle of charmingly mismatched cushions D. Reclining Delux fold-away arm chairs E. Whatever chair is nearest my bottom

1. My camping footwear of choice is:

A. Whatever shoes I have gone camping in. Extra shoes are for the weak. B. Crocs (no consideration given to colourway) C. Bare feet, or moroccan slippers in the tent D. Crocs (some consideration givien to colourway - well I don't want them to clash with my set up, not that I'd ever admit that mind) E.

1. My pants are:

A. Donned in a supine position B. Extremely sensible with a reinforced double stitched gusset C. Made of hemp D. Stored in my in tent foldaway wardrobe E.

1. Of an evening I enjoy

A. Going to the pub, there's only so much fun to be had in a 2 man tent B. Tensioning my guys C. Doing wholesome things around a campfire D. Sitting in my add on porch (large 2008 model) drinking rose from the matching wine glasses E. Being anywhere other than on a campsite

1. My most favorite bit of camping kit is:

A. The trangia stove B. The delta peg C. umm bunting? no that tea light chandelier thing, no wait, a hen, a real hen, several hens D. The tent carpet E. you are all freaks

9.Windbreaks are:
A. The work of the devil
B. Useful for cooking behind if securely pitched with additional guys
C. fugly, unless made of faux weathered cotton canvas (cream)
D. Totally matching my armchairs, sleeping bags and fruitbowl
E. for the beach

10. My personal camping moto is: A. Less is more B. Safety First C. At one with nature D. We should have bought the bigger roofbox E. Camping is shit

Genius.

Mostly As with one or two Bs.

Results:

Mostly As
You are a Minimalist
Good for you. The rest of us envy you slightly, unless it's raining.

Mostly Bs
You are a Utilitarian.
You know you are a bit of a twat but never mind, at least your tent will never blow away.

Mostly Cs
You are a Glamper

yes yes yes it's all very charming. You need some more plastic stuff. Th rest of us secretly covet that tea light chandelier.

Mostly Ds
You are a member of The Outwell Family
Do you look like their ads? Have you got your canoe yet (this season's must have). Nice tents mind.

Mostly Es
You are not a camper.
Why are you even doing this quiz?

I am NOT a camper but that's the funniest post I've read on MN for a while

Slubber, please extend your 'included topics' list...

could you add a question about favourite campsite, please, Slubber?

Seth, will have to ponder upon fave campsite Q.

I'm mostly A's with a couple of C's. We ahve in fact upgraded recently to a 3 manfor 3 of us!!! Well we need more spce now we are older.

Q.7 is totally unfair tho as I like to do both A and C in equal measure.

What is a delta tent exactly?

delta tent? delts peg I mean doh

I'll do a q11, then, while Slubber ponders.

11. My favourite campsite is:

A. A north-facing slope above 2000 feet, preferably on a glacier.
B. Any recommended by the Camping and Caravanning Club
C. The field next to my friend Milo's gorgeous cottage in Dorset
D. One with perfectly smooth grass
E. A contradiction in terms

many c's, lots of ds too. My bro is definitely A and lived in the garden for months as a teenager. My contribution towards his camperama was stinkbombing him regularly. Not sure that he would notice. It all ended horribly when the rabbit ate his tent.

(am assuming that the baby ultimate glamping accessory was sleeping, slubbs)

Heheh... v funny slubber. Unsurprisingly, the nancoids are all A's, with 1 B (well you can't take babies and toddlers to the pub in the eve, so we check the guys )

Oh dear, I'm mainly D's with a little bit of C

Mostly Bs with a sprinkling of As.

Very funny thread slubber.

Fairly even split between B and D. If you don't mind I'll print it off to share with the other camping mums at school

Bs and as I'm awaiting a new bell tent I'm afraid Cs as well! Moving away from the very sensible plastic camping towards covering the plastic boxes with cloths!

We are mostly Bs with the odd D - we aspire to being the Outwell family but lack the funds and the 'perfectness' .

Excellent quiz Slubber...

Mostly D's and B's and the very proud owner of an Outwell Nevada

Excellent quiz!

I have some B's and D's and amazingly some E's

This marks out Slubber yet again as just a total genius

loving 'Camping is shit'

Now I reckon we are somewhere between B and D, but more this than this.

We can always find our tent on the campsite...

rofl - i see i am excluded from taking part. we used to be a.

11. you sleep in and on: a.foam mat and 5 season down sleeping bag that has seen you through 10 ascents of everest b. thermarest and mummy sleeping bags c. one of those bell tent mattresses with lovely ticking but even you have to admitt it is lumpy and uncomfortable. plus several vintage quilts d.fat erics and duvets e.the superking size bed in a nearby b&b

at slubber who has far too much time on her hands!

Lots of D's B's and a variey inbetween!

What about you then slubber in which camp do you fall?(d'ya see what I did there 'camp' )

I like the additional questions from Seth and bariatric

Bariatric I did have an option F (for the caravanners, but it all got far too rude plus I couldn't think of a caravaning hero.

Bramble I reckon a dog is more outwell family than glamper, it may depend on the breed though [needs further research]

Lucy - I scribbled it down in the car on the way back from the lleyn, it was either that or listen to dh bang on about audits.

oh I'm a B all the way

Oh dear, there are an embarassing amount of C's in my tally. No tea light chandelier, but I am massively coveting solar powered fairy lights atm

And I am fat erics and sheepskins with duvet and pillows all the way.

Anywhere you can have a proper fire, and no marked out pitches.