OK all you witty MNers, can you help me?!

[Tex111]

I'm trying to think of funny slogans for some baby T-shirts for two friends of mine. When I had DD I was given a top that said 'Property of Mr & Mrs Smith' that was really cute and a bit different.

The first friend is having her third baby and it's a girl. She has two boys already so I was thinking of something along the lines of 'Don't mess with me or my brothers will get you' but in a much more witty and articulate manner! The friend is American and her husband is English so I was also considering '50% American, 50% English, 100% Gorgeous'.

The second friend is having her third baby and she has a boy and a girl. I was thinking of '3 is a magic number' but DH says that doesn't mean anything in England. I'm American and it's from a children's educational programme in the States. I thought it was a universal saying but DH disagrees. I can't think of anything else!

[cowmod]

its a song isnt ti " three is amagic number"

[Pruhoohooohoooooni]

Yes and was used to sell BBC3

[BATtymumma]

for the first i'd say " yay no penis" but thats a little naughty lol

3 is the magic number is a line form a pop song...cannot for the life of me think of it right now but it definatly is....so i think it owuld work fine.

[Tex111]

Three is a magic number was a song on Schoolhouse Rock in the US. I don't know if it was ever released as a single in the States though. Very catchy. I've had it in my head all day.

BAT, I quite like 'yay, no penis' but not sure the friend would go for it unfortunately.

[Whizzz]

The Magic Number song was done by DeLa Soul late 80s/early 90s

How about 'Thrice as nice'?

[Tex111]

Just bumping this...

[mistypeaks]

How about 'third time's a charm. . . and I'm the charm!'

[hullabaloo]

I saw one like this on a wee girl with two brothers. It said Brothers for sale - Buy one , get one free! Her brother had one that said Sister for sale , no reasonable offer refused!

[MarsLady]

My DS' t-shirt said... Willing to swap sister for video game! lol. I love that t-shirt!

[Tex111]

Hullabaloo, love the 'brothers for sale' idea! Think I'll go with that one.

Mistyspeaks, I like that one too. What about 'Third times a charmer'. Does that make sense? And is it rude to her other two children?

[mistypeaks]

No more rude than - brothers for sale!!! I think they should see the funny side, but you know how your friends would take it. Good luck. And yes it does make sense (to me at least!)

[GreenSlashedSleeves]

How about the old "One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl...." thing?

[CountessDracula]

2 + 1 = trouble

[HauntedsandCastle]

Third time lucky?

But then doesn't that sound rude towards the boys?

[harpsichordcarrion]

I quite like "third time lucky"
or just "Three for a Girl"

[harpsichordcarrion]

oh a bit rude to the boys is fine, surely

[GreenSlashedSleeves]

Actually T-shirts with jovial captions on them are just annoying, as a rule