to want my biscuit?

[BiiscuitFace]

I only went out cos SHE asked me to i left it in a safe place and when I came back it had gone. She says she's making more but I want THAT one.

[Pingpong]

here have mine

[honeymom]

wtf is this response to the other thread?

[SoLongAsItsHealthy]

Do you want to borrow my stapler?

[KnickKnack]

have a poke around in the bin for it

[BiiscuitFace]

no I ahve a stapler thank you
Do you hvae a spare biscuit?
It's an emergency

[BiiscuitFace]

urgh KK that's just the sort of thing SHE would say

[KnickKnack]

but just think, it will have soaked up any dregs of wine and other party detritus, mmmmmm lovely and moist with extra flavour!

[JeezyPeeps]

I feel your pain.

Maybe you should try and express your emotions. I find writing poetry a useful release.

[WitchyWooWoo]

alas my biscuit
sitting on the counter top
so yummy and crumbly
waiting for me to devour you
but she took you from me
i never got to say goodbye
so alas my biscuit
a custard cream will have to do.

(doesn't do rhyming)

[lostinwales]

[diamondsandtiaras]

I could whip you up a chocolate chip cookie if you can wait 20 minutes..........if not EAT THIS emoticon.

[Downdog]

D&T - ha ha ha

[lazarusb]

In what kind of an emergency is a biscuit helpful?

[KnickKnack]

lazar, a good biscuit is like chocolate...good in almost all emergencies!

[lazarusb]

Aaah..I see, I was thinking along the lines of plugging a leak...btw, can I substitute chocolate for vodka?

[Dinkytinky]

Was the poem about the biscuit???????
Ooh it's like bloody poirot tonight...