.. to have repulsed DH's drunken groping with a toxic fart?

[giveittomebabylikeboomboomboom]

.... though being honest, it wasn't totally intentional. It sort of seeped out while I was half asleep. But it was very effective. Woke us both right up and forced DH over to the edge of the mattress. For a moment I felt like a squid releasing a cloud of ink in an attempt to repel a predator.

Oh dear. It wasn't very dainty of me was it?

[BusyMissIzzy]

I don't think anything that "seeps out" of a bodily orifice could be described as dainty. Your poor DH

[toolly]

no, I have done the same. Very effective weapon and I use it sparingly.

[MNHubbie]

PMSL I don't know if you are being unreasonable or not but you're funny.

[mamas12]

Tee hee I love that.
Can you teach us how?

[nagoo]

I assume that this is not the first if he's your DH. I deeply regret ever having farted in Dh's presence as he took that idea and ran with it.

[sunnydelight]

Love the squid analogy

[LittleMissHissyFit]

Fantastic mental picture!

[MisSalLaneous]

After rather heavy threads the last couple of days, I love this!

nagoo, your comment made me laugh too!

[ApocalypseCheese]

That is sooo what i'd do

[bleedingheart]

YANBU -superb!

[Lizzylou]

Aha! So that is the reason for DH's flatulence.

Thought it was just bad timing not a repulsion technique.

[RockRose]

pmsl - brilliant

[squashedfrogs]

Not in the slightest bit unreasonable

[CrankyTwanky]

I'm proper ROFLing, and the children are confused.

[GardenPath]

T'weren't too gentlemanly of your DH to grope you while drunk - perfectly entitled to repel boarders, squid-like, if you ask me, dainty or not. Fair play, girl.

[TheBride]

YANBU.

It's not as though you cup-a-guffed him

[BuzzingNoise]

Nothing wrong with a bit of repellant farting now and again, especially if it results in more bedspace.

[Fibilou]

"For a moment I felt like a squid releasing a cloud of ink in an attempt to repel a predator"

PMSL [GRIN]