to want to throw the PC at DH?

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

He has to write an autobiography and TBH it was complete shite. I am helping him (I know I know) and have helped him waffle on for a page about going to an airshow with his mum, dad and grandad. This autobiography has to 'revolve' around 3, I guess key, events in his life. So for no. 2 he is regaling me of tales of joining the school football team, a party that was a suprise and "all the family were there" and things along those lines. So, meeting me, marrying me and having 2 DSs and another one the way is going to be lumped together in no.3 then, if I'm lucky. He is sitting opposite, one eye on the football wracking his brains for big events that may have somewhat shaped his life. I know you will tell me I shouldn't be doing it, but his last one was a load of gobshite about sandwiches [sulk]

[thisisyesterday]

lol, sorry but this has made me laugh.
bloody mne

[whatwasthatagain]

Why does he have to write an autobiography?

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

College. I asked him what he might put for story no.3 so I can help him link this all up "joining the RAF I guess. ....or something about kids, I guess they have shaped my life?". I'm off out x (that's me saying that, not a quote from him )

[TastesLikePanda]

Goodness - they can be a bit dense at times, can't they?

Throw the PC and pray for a married, female judge

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

He thinks I am weird to be upset. Am I weird?

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

[Laquitar]

I thought you are married to a celebrity

[BabyGiraffes]

Not weird It's men for you...

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

Na, just a bog standard man. Made me feel like I have mental health issues (well, I do!) for being upset about it. He thinks I think that means I think his life should revolve around me. He has gone to bed now. He didn't just say I was weird, he actually meant weird like Broadmoor weird. Weird weird. I just don't know if I am or not now. I only got abit huffy, not like I started throwing things around the room or something bizarre.

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

someone pat me on the head and humour me

[Nemofish]

I don't think you need patting and humouring, I think you have a valid point.

I like the use of the term gobshite.

[FlookCrow]

This is about his life, not your life

[ASecretLemonadeDrinker]

surely in amoungst all the tales of braking down on the motorway, his brother doing the hokey cokey wrong at some party, the DSs and I must feature somewhere in his life? Reading it you'd think he was a single man. Just sitting here having a good cry trying to decide if I really am as bad as he says I am And I just lost a massive email which just adds insult to injury.