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Yes, obviously I would but fark... my entire family is seemingly in love with this gurning twat.

STOP telling me to listen to 'Paulo' because 'he's lovely'

twitch.

ha yanbu

I will bith slap you if you carry on speaking like that about my boyfriend.

, ha ha ha ah

How does one achieve that?

<Interested>

How does one do a 'bith slap'....

(INEVER make typo errors, lol)

arf

rofl at INEVER

DH says YANBU. He can't stand him.

Wish he would stand up straight and pull his shoulders back.
<pip channels spirit of deceased grandmother - spooky>

For someone who spends half his life standing at a 90 degree angle and zooming on some chemical or other, he is surprisingly appealing.

A bith slap is a gentler slap than a bitch slap.
For starters...

Cannot stand him either and up here in Scotland he is seen as some demi-God as he is Scottish and must be worshipped.

I just wanna hold you
Is that alright?
I just wanna hold you
Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight

He's a reet propper stoner, by all accounts.

err, sixty, he is MY boyfriend...

Is our Paolo a love rat?

<<faints at thought>>

I quite like his music, just had to google what he looks like though! Looks like he should be an Uni, i expected him to be older for some reason.

He is a demi-God up here, Sweetkitty, and is one of the best selling Scottish artists - so the rest of Scotland is right and you are wrong. So nah <blows raspberry>

He's lovely. Leave my boy alone.

Madame
I am thinking of going out with Newton faulkener isntead so if I do Paulo is all yours!

I shall stand alone then Maisie

I want to punch the TV when I see his face singing on it, it's not the songs as such it's the way he sings!

Newton? he's all yours...I really don't like dreads on white boys...call me old fashioned....

I saw him on Monday, I always have a crush on my latest live show!

live shows? Oh the luxury!

can't think of the last live gig I went to....

Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my heart