To be actually laughing out loud at this description of HP sauce?

[TrillianAstra]

Here

"HP Sauce - a condiment whose labelling is so Big Ben-centred, one would presume that the ingredients list goes: ?Malt vinegar, tomatoes, molasses, BONG"

I'm glad there's no-one here to see me

BONG!!!

[TrillianAstra]

So no-one cares then?

[rosisdreamingofchocolate]

I care Trillian!

They could have it so that, for a day, the ?bongs? are replaced by Britain's most worthy voices - Stephen Fry, Paul McCartney, Stephen Hawking, Joanna Lumley, Alan Bennett, Amy Winehouse - shouting ?BONG!? over massive PAs

Now that would be amusing! Who else would you add?

[TrillianAstra]

One possible problem with that: can Stephen Hawking shout?

Trevor MacDonald I suppose, his voice is associated with the bongs already.

Uuuumm...

[edam]

Oh, I do like Caitlin Moran. But are we sure that piece wasn't intended for April 1st and printed today in error?

[rosisdreamingofchocolate]

lol edam!

Trying to think of some other people...

[TrillianAstra]

That reminds me, must buy a paper on April 1st!