to be pissed off with OH's unbelievably insensitive friend?

[Jonut]

We we're sat having a drink and this friend was telling us about his new girlfriend going into explicit detail about their amazing, spontaneous, non-stop sex life. (She does have a DS but never actually seems to have him) Anyway, he then goes on to say 'It's ok because she had a c-section so she's still the same down there' in front of me who has had 3 DD's naturally!!!!!!!! Everyone then went quiet as they realised what he'd just said I ended up feeling a right prat, as if sex with me must be crap coz I must be stretched beyond all recognition!!

[WinkyWinkola]

What a berk. What does he know anyway?

[Dalrymps]

That was a very stupid thing for him to say . For the record my dh thinks he is a prick and deserves a punch in the nose

[childrenofthecornsilk]

ewwww! What an idiot.

[VinegARGHHHTits]

Sounds like a tosser who deosnt have a clue, probably thinks he is great in the sack and has a big dick aswell

Only guys who are shite in bed have to brag about their sex lives

[MoonlightMcKenzie]

Tell them you had an extra stitch and now have a designer vagina!

[misshardbroom]

eeewww... not the most tasteful conversation for him to instigate over the aperitifs, is it? And how very respectful of his new girlf's privacy - I wonder if she'd like to know that the state of her fanjo was common knowledge?

[UnfortunatelyMurderedMe]

I met someone who bragged that his x had had 2 cs so was still tight down there
I imagine it has something to do with cock size tbh rather than childbirth years before.

[elkiedee]

You're not being unreasonable, but why does your DH want such an idiot as a friend?

[elkiedee]

Seems an odd thing to brag about to me with a current partner, but with an ex?

[ScareyBitchFeast]

he obviously has a small tool, well obvioulsy

[anyfucker]

what an arse

was he pissed ? to be so indiscreet?

for the record, I have had two dc by NVD and my fanjo is tight as a drum

[Simplysally]

Sounds a bit immature to me. How old is he? 15?

[Ronaldinhio]

christ fanjo's are elastic not plastic and that means that they stretch to accomodate and then return to normal.
This is only likely to bother him if his penis is so small that he has issues with normal sized adult fanjos
I'd suggest padding his penis by wrapping cotton wool around the shaft and then pulling a condom over it. This way an actual woman will know it's in and he will come close to feeling like a real man

[jasper]

YANBU

[Ronaldinhio]

was that a rant?

[anyfucker]

ronald, yes

[lou33]

i would have asked him if he was sure he wasnt more worried about the tiny size of his cock instead