To want to kill my DH for the insurance money?

[JohnsonsIsBest]

He has something like £80,000 on one policy and £20,000 on another. I've seen it don eon Columbo. Could i pull it off??

and should I??

[littlepinkpixie]

Depending on your DH job you might get death in service benefits on his pension too?

[nametaken]

Hmmmmm £100k not all that much really - and you'll probably get caught and sent to prison so for £100k I wouldn't risk it. It would have to be at least 2 million before I took the risk.

Also, whatever method you use, there will be evidence. I've been married a long long time so I've given this subject a lot of thought over the years and I have to say I have only ever come up with one method of disposing of someone and not leaving any proof behind.

[Twinkie1]

Send him round here to stand next to our garden wall with the neighbour and DH we could get 3 done all at the same time!

[cornsilk]

Yes I agree £100,000 not really worth the hassle. You'd be better off becoming a high class prossie or finding a richer man.

[Saturn74]

Not sure that posting your intentions on MN is a great start to the perfect murder though.

[Buda]

I have spent years watching Forensic Detectives and they always figure it out.

[Twinkie1]

Yeah comne and screw my neighbour a proper woman may open his eyes to what a twunt he is than he will give you lots of cash and fix my wall!

[Saturn74]

Twinkie - you're obsessing now!

[Twinkie1]

Yep I know am going to go downstairs and polish off some houmous and have some juice as sitting here typing looking at the wallis not helping me at all with my state of mind!

Expect you all to contnue with the falley thoughts though right???

[cornsilk]

Is he ugly Twinkie? Have you thought of shagging him and destroying him emotionally? He might move then.

[Ledodgy]

There is always the Roal Dahl leg of lamb way though. Clock him on the head with it then roast it and serve it to the investigating policemen for dinner. Gets rid of the murder weapon.

[duchesse]

I should up the cover a little first if I were you. Don't do it yourself though cos Columbo will cotton on straight away. Spend time convincing him he needs to up it. Actual murder methods up to you- not really much of speciality here I'm afraid.

[JohnsonsIsBest]

BUMP .........him off

[duchesse]

Is this a new MN concept- the all woman hit squad? I think we might need a separate topic for it though...

[JohnsonsIsBest]

WEll there are some ideas here for me, i know £100K isnt a kings ransom or anything but he is driving me nuts at the mo. Is constantly talking about women he works with and sometimes I think this house would be a lot more fun with just DD and me!!

[stitch]

well, you could research poisons?
or is he allergic to anything?
if he cant swim, then you can always push him off a boat.

[JohnsonsIsBest]

he can swim
he says he is allergic to anchvoies and never has them on pizzas but i think he is BSing

[stitch]

try blitzing them in a food processer and adding to the pasta sauce. you will know if he is bsing for sure then.

car accident?

[DabblingInDisaster]

grow your own Hemlock?

[ColumboEtc]

My wife loves anochovies. Oh, just one more thing, JohnsonIsBest...

[JohnsonsIsBest]

LOL at Columbo!!
I like the hemlock idea. i think i'm gonna post undr another topic about his comstant comments about women, then quietly plan an anchovy poisoning......

[Pisha]

My friend's 'd'h is allergic to wasps. She found a massive hornet type thing in her lounge the other day while he was at work. She left it there.

Unfortunately He managed to kill it using a whole can of wasp spray when he got home.

I definitely think allergies are the best way to go without getting caught.

I have life insurance for £150000 and I'm a bitch, should I be worried

[QOD]

Oh not unreasonable at all! Quite frankly I would kill the cock right now if I could get away with it, regardless of money!

Miserable tosser