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The only way to eat a tunnocks teacake

102 replies

thebitchinghour · 16/09/2024 18:03

Is biscuit first, take a slow lick out of the inside and then smash the rest all at once.

My husband says it's indecent.

This is the only way, surely?

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ladymalfoy45 · 16/09/2024 18:04

Top first then bottom.

Thursa · 16/09/2024 18:05

Chocolate topping first, then mallow, then biscuit.

SweatySpaghetti · 16/09/2024 18:05
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Agreed

ladymalfoy45 · 16/09/2024 18:05

I can smash the top in two bites. Bottom in three.

InferiorDesign · 16/09/2024 18:06

Chocolate first, nibbled off in little chunks. Then mallow. And only then the (boring) biscuit part.

Auntieobem · 16/09/2024 18:06

Hold upside down by bottom. Dip top into hot drink of choice. Lick.

ladymalfoy45 · 16/09/2024 18:07

And I can make a Kit Kat last a bit longer. Outside chocolate first. Then the layers.

WASZPy · 16/09/2024 18:07

I eat the biscuit off the bottom first, then stuff the top in in one.

The only way.

Defender90 · 16/09/2024 18:08

Two bites are gone.

Ok one bite sometimes.

<goes to check cupboard for a teacake>

ladymalfoy45 · 16/09/2024 18:08

@Auntieobem OMG. I'm 50 and never thought of this. Off to the Coop for a pack of six.

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 16/09/2024 18:08

Yabu. The M&S ones are FAR superior.

StormingNorman · 16/09/2024 18:09

Pick the chocolate hat off with my teeth. Lick the marshmallow. Eat the biscuit.

I don’t do this with anyone around though. Not even DH as it’s a bit grim 😂

Youwantoborrowit · 16/09/2024 18:10

Several bites in company. Stuff it all in in one of on my own 😂😂😂

Isseywith3witchycats · 16/09/2024 18:11

Hold upside down eat the biscuit part first then the chocolate and mallow together in one big gob full

BeachHutsAndDeckchairs · 16/09/2024 18:12

Shove it all in in one go and chew it.

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 16/09/2024 18:15

Bite all the chocolate off, lick the marshmallow part and then eat the biscuit wonder if they do gluten-free ones

mushpush · 16/09/2024 18:16

All in one!

The only thing I'll lick out is a crème egg 🥚

CruCru · 16/09/2024 18:18

Honestly? I put the whole thing in my mouth and eat it in one bite.

thebitchinghour · 16/09/2024 18:28

InferiorDesign · 16/09/2024 18:06

Chocolate first, nibbled off in little chunks. Then mallow. And only then the (boring) biscuit part.

But this is why you should get the biscuit eaten first. So that you can lick out the marshmallow undercarriage and have that be your last taste.

Although I like all parts equally.

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thebitchinghour · 16/09/2024 18:29

WASZPy · 16/09/2024 18:07

I eat the biscuit off the bottom first, then stuff the top in in one.

The only way.

You need to dip your tongue into that mallow first before fully smashing it all. Just a wee tongue tickle.

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InferiorDesign · 16/09/2024 18:29

thebitchinghour · 16/09/2024 18:28

But this is why you should get the biscuit eaten first. So that you can lick out the marshmallow undercarriage and have that be your last taste.

Although I like all parts equally.

Interesting - a scientific A B test may be required

thebitchinghour · 16/09/2024 18:29

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 16/09/2024 18:08

Yabu. The M&S ones are FAR superior.

I've never tried. I will buy some to try in the name of science.

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shellyleppard · 16/09/2024 18:30

I eat the whole thing layers and all in two bites 😄😄

ssd · 16/09/2024 18:30

Love Tunnocks, but christ their adverts are direGrin

GalileoHumpkins · 16/09/2024 18:32

Pull the chocolate off and put it on the wrapper, slurp the marshmallow off, eat the biscuit, put all the chocolate in your mouth. Repeat.