AIBU to ask, if you could put one question to Boris Johnson what would it be?

[DeRigueurMortis]

Oh - and he has to answer truthfully....

Mine would be:

"Boris, did you ever believe in Brexit or was it a political gambit to campaign for No Deal enable your ambitions?"

Three days in Parliament: How do you think It's gone so far?

Have you ever brushed your hair even once in your life?

Boris..what do you know that we dont? or..
Who has told you in the Eu that they will veto an extention?
No one could possibly be as confident as Boris is without having some trump card up their sleeve!

Sally a trump card or a TRUMP card?

"Are you on glue?"

would cover it, I think.

Tell me about the journalist?

Do you think that the UK constitution is of less value than a piece of bog roll? If no; then why are you treating it like it is?

Is it true that we only ended up with Theresa May as pm because Gove went back on your original plan and decided to run for PM himself?

I’ve always wondered whether he has a thing for trump. Or maybe they are secretly half brothers.

Why haven't you resigned yet?

Had to be a bash boris thread, unoriginal

Do you cut your hair with a knife and fork?

Dominic Cummings seems to be the one running the country - what leverage does he have over you?

How many children do you have and how many of those do you support?

Or

Why are you such a colossal twat?

Do you intend to retire to US? (assuming he hasn't been arrested and thus refused a Green Card)
or
How many STI's have/do you have?

How do you sleep at night?

Or

It’s all about you, isn’t it? (rhetorical, I admit)

What do you think of Northern Ireland and would you also be happy if it fell into the sea?
Suspect I know the answer to this one...

"Come on Boris, admit it - the last three years have been a huge joke that went too far, and now you don't know how to get out of it. I'm right, aren't I, Bojo?"

Confused

It's not a "bash Boris" thread.

It's asking a question and from where I sit there are a lot of questions to ask - many of which he has avoided or actively avoiding.

Please feel free to put forward a question that you feel Boris would enjoy answering.

Why?

Or

How to you manage to look anyone in the eye you self serving liar?

"Do you think your 31 year old girlfriend would be with you if you were the local bus driver?"

Why aren't you in Brussels?

Confused you could always ask him what his favourite flower is if that is what you'd like to know! Seems a bit of a waste, but

How many buses have you actually made?

Has Larry shat in your shoes yet?
Has the puppy shat in your shoes yet?
Has Carrie...ok, there's a theme here.