"I'd do her if she had a bag on her head"

[TwentyCupsOfTea]

Just stepped out for a cigarette during busy shift in a bar and had this comment made by passing teens. Aibu to wish i had made a fast remark back? Or better to have held my head high in dignified silence? Either way, feeling pissed off and despairing/annoyed.

[Surferjet]

You should have replied ' I wouldn't do you even with a bag over your head'

[SaveSomeSpendSome]

[SquidgeyMidgey]

Silly little boys thinking they're acting like men.

[mypropertea]

It was sweet of them to realise you wouldn't want to look at them and take steps to make you comfortable. This should be acknowledged by yelling "so I don't have to look at you"

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

"Heckle me when your balls have dropped sweet cheeks"

[WorraLiberty]

I think I would have put a bag on my head and chased him down the road, shouting "Come to Mumma, you big funky sex machine"

[MadameDePomPom]

I'd revert to being very teenage and childish and say 'I said the same thing about your Dad'.

[Sunnsoo]

"Say hi to your mum for me..."

[SaucyJack]

Who cares? Seriously.

Are you in the age-group where you would want to be found sexually attractive by teens?

Chuck it in the fuck it bucket, and go and find a grown man to eye up.

[TwentyCupsOfTea]

Saucy - you seem to have missed the point. I'm angry that comments where made about me - I don't care what they were.
Everyone else - cheers, you have made me smile :)