I stabbed it & blood came out

[PestilentialCat]

well, bloodstained juice really

Looking forward to roast topside of beef in half an hour

not a sporn thread sorry

[liz70]

Swiz! Have a bunny biscuit for that.

[PestilentialCat]

Ha ha [tbugrin)

roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots
broccoli, Yorkshire puds, gravy, horseradish sauce
red wine

yum yum - there's lots - do you want to come round?

[PestilentialCat]

oops failed with the gloat grin

[TheoriginalLEM]

I was hoping for a festering boil at the very least - err, blood coming out the beef still? STOP cooking it and eat it now!

[shazzarooney99]

What a bunnyboiler!

[ClashCityRocker]

Have you got potch? I'm jealous.

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Oh you fucker, thought it was sporn then.

I expect Beef as compensation.

[acasualobserver]

You're having your Sunday roast on ... Saturday evening?! How cosmopolitan. I'm not sure I approve.

[ByThePrickingOfMyThumbs]

I was hoping for a sporn thread



So for that reason alone YABU.

[itsbetterthanabox]

That sounds foul.

[ArseholesOnToast]

At least you didn't sound the klaxon...that would have been very cruel.

[PestilentialCat]

Beef now eaten (delicious) - was removed from the oven at the bloody stage and yes, we have had Sunday dinner on Saturday evening - busy tomorrow

[coffeeisnectar]

I think I may be the only person relieved that the Op was talking about beef!

[GlassJar]

Well that was a disappointment