What the fuck??? They are everywhere! I was at a local restaurant last week, and yet another school mum cornered me in the toilets, to rave on about bloody Juice Plus! She told me it was a whole new way of life, bored me with a long speech about the benefits of beetroot, and offered her support, as my local rep, in losing my excess weight. The woman in question is a lot bigger than I am, not that it matters, except it kind of does when she tells me I need Beetroot Ultra Blast Fuck in my life
On FB this morning, and got an invite to like a page run by another local mum. Again not someone I would take health advice from, but who is now declaring her "life long passion for health and nutrition!"
She also messaged me a week ago to suggest we meet up, after a radio silence lasting months. Aibu to think this is because she wants to sell me things?
I live in a small,isolated town. What happens when they've all recruited each other? Will they all come after me, like the robots in Stepford Wives?
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Fucking pyramid scheme/Juice Plus zombies!
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TeaOnEverest · 20/03/2016 12:00
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