To thinks that this caravan is absolutely being sold by a MNer?

[scribblegirl]

m.ebay.co.uk/itm/191675366847?roken=cUgayN&_mwBanner=1

Luckily, I’m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don’t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both. Also pretty useful if you’re thinking of getting into murdering. I considered contacting the producers of The Fall to see if they wanted it for set dressing the next series - lets face it I’d sell my entire family for a chance to look upon Jamie Dornan with my real live eyes - but, well, life is short and ebay has been a good friend to me.

Down to details - this caravan has four walls, a roof, wheels and an interior unmatched in modern times for what I like to call, shabby shit. When I discovered I / we now owned this abomination of a wheeled device, I briefly considered starting a fun project to convert it into something cool - covering it in glitter, wallpapering the walls with fur, doing demented Cath Kidston-esque upholstery and starting an ill advised business touring festivals selling tat etc. but I’ve got two children, a job, and an idiot husband to deal with and quite frankly, time is money so I’m not going to bother.

[timefortiggy]

I love it!! Hope he didn't pay that for it

[AlisonWunderland]

I assume the bid of 66 thousand quid is taking the pics?
What happens then?

Excellent spiel though!

[UrbaneFox]

Google Jamie Dornan+nude photos and you'll feel soiled, you'll feel like you spent a week in that caravan.

[scribblegirl]

Oh Urbane, you've drastically changed the course of my Thursday night...

[UrbaneFox]

you dorty dorty mammy. say ten hail marys.

[Fluffy24]

Brilliant!

[Lj8893]

I've just seen this on Facebook and thought exactly the same, definetly written by a mumsnetter. And if she's not, she needs to join us now!

[FunnysInLaJardin]

hilarious, have just emailed to DH for his consideration....

[MyIronLung]

The whole description is fucking brilliant!
"Perhaps you could whittle a toilet for it out of the sad remains of your soul "

I kind of want to buy it now and a meth lab on wheels sounds like a pretty good career option.

[ArmySal]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2457008-AIBU-to-wonder-which-mn-er-put-this-listing-on-Ebay?watched=1&msgid=56320724#56320724

[paulapompom]

I especially like :

Colour - Dirty