to hate the MNHQ ' sorry for the mass email' message

[BadgersArse]

they forget i am the ONLY ONE to report a thread . prim

[wowfudge]

How do you know you are the only one?

[BadgersArse]

because I hate the idea that someone else noticed it. Its vanity

MNHQ SAY I AM THE ONLY ONE

[BadgersArse]

MNHQ! SAY I AM THE ONLY ONE

[LowryFan]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh, you wanna be the only one the only one

[WorraLiberty]

Oh, mass emails are sooo last season.

HQ normally send a handsome man to thank me profusely for reporting.

He also pours me a glass of wine and runs me a hot bubble bath before massage and dinner.

I thought everyone got this personal treatment?

[LittleMissIntrovert]

[BadgersArse]

I KNEW IT! I knew I was being sold a doozie.
crappy email and all

[GiddyOnZackHunt]

Just one worra ? Oh.

[AwfulBeryl]

Yanbu, I like the personal jokey replies, although Worra's platinum service looks good.

[WorraLiberty]

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

If you report that you're the Only One, MNHC might get the wrong idea (skim reading) and send Chesney "One and Only" Hawkes round.

[LineRunner]

I got a virtual badge once. But only because I asked for it and they felt sorry for me.

[LineRunner]

NIk Kershaw write that Chesney Hawkes song anyway.

[wowfudge]

You need to pick your thread for a personal email. I can guess which one you have reported today though.

[cruikshank]

I always thought it was Bob Holness.

[PacificDogwood]

I get personal email when I report something that's clearly entirely above board

My trolldar is well bent or deaf or summat.

I suspect we ALL reported the same thread today

[wowfudge]

I didn't Pacific on the basis that it was fairly obvious lots of people would. I too have reported threads which were completely above board.

[Moln]

I got a holiday (with handsome bubble bath man) thought everyone did. Silly me. Still an email is lovely.

[GiddyOnZackHunt]

It's worra here having hacked that show off cah Giddy's account

[HarveySchlumpfenburger]

Is there anyyone that didn't report that thread?

I'm off to pick a thread to report to see if I can get Worra's platinum service.

[GiddyOnZackHunt]

Leaving Giddy's account and off to hack Moln Love worra

[Trills]

Kind of want to report a random thread now to see what kind of your trolldar is broken email I get...

[PenguinsandtheTantrumofDoom]

I mostly get personal messages when I point out random . advertising (you know, bumping a three year old thread on baby dungarees with a link to a website ). I got the mass one tonight. I am not proud, I will take any acknowledgement.

[twirlypoo]

I never know whether I should reply thanking them for thanking me for reporting. You know, like penpals. It gives me social anxiety.

Now a man sent round to give me a massage on the other hand, I'd know what to do with him this is clearly lies, Ive been single so long I wouldn't have a scoobies

[TheSpottedZebra]

Lowry
Yes, I see you crying
And I feel your broken heart