real men don't have such fluffy hair that you could bounce a Kitten in...

[partialderivative]

All my family laugh and agree that my hair is ridiculously 'fluffy' and not at all 'manly'

How do I show them my inner GRR!

[NorwaySpruce]

Drop your pants, and whip out your penis every time they mention hair.

That ought to do it.

[GilbertBlytheWouldGetBit]

Use gel. And wear a speedo thong at all times, to show off the "goods".

[partialderivative]

I tried that once in Pret a Manger, and they just directed me to the motorway exit

[GilbertBlytheWouldGetBit]

Is it me, or is Pret a Manger an extremely appropriate name in this instance?

[partialderivative]

Gilbert, I sincerely hope you do not use the M4 on a Tuesday!

Pret a Manger have always been very understanding.

[CarbeDiem]

Stop trying to show your inner GRR and whip your balls out instead - that'll show em :)
Seriously just tell them to FO! unless they're children and a polite 'shut the hell up' will suffice.
FWIW - my Dh has super fluffy hair too when he's just washed it - I may be guilty of jokingly calling him baby head :)

[HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls]

Real men have fluffy hair! But you can whip the penis out and up too.

[partialderivative]

Imagine a boiled egg with a covering of feather duster.

(I'm not getting any respect here, am I)

[sydd]

Try threading steak through it?

Not Turkey though. Turkey is obv a girly meat.

[Bluestocking]

Is your fluffy hair grey with a mauve rinse? Because if so, I think I saw you on the High Street today.

[partialderivative]

I've been told that it's not the size of the sizzle that counts, but the drizzle on the mizzle.

I think he was drunk.

[sydd]

He's wrong.

It's the gizzle on the shabizzle that counts.

[partialderivative]

Is your fluffy hair grey with a mauve rinse? Because if so, I think I saw you on the High Street today.

No, and I have no intention of ever visiting Norfolk, no matter how nice the people may be.

It's the gizzle on the shabizzle that counts.
My cousin tells me you are talking out of your tizzle. And that the final word is beyond our ken.

[Hatespiders]

My dh has black/grey woolly hair like a Brillo pad. When he's just washed it he looks like a Hottentot. It needs handfuls of coconut oil to tame it, and a huge wooden comb.

And we actually do live in Norfolk! Ha!

[sydd]

I don't have a tizzle

[MrsBloodcurdlingScrEames]

Grow a beard.

[SistersOfHearsey]

It works for guy Martin, he's fluffy headed (with sideburns to end all sideburns) and he it's just pure yum.
He's back on channel 4 tomorrow night, I expect absolute silence for an hour whilst I drool.