((half light hearted))) in thinking DP is a sneaky twastard?????

losthermind · 2014-09-18 17:42:39

We are going for a meal tonight, I have bought new clobber, had hair,nails etc done He was due home at 3, come 4 I just knew he was at the pub Sent him a stern text, to get a phonecall telling me he had gone to get his hair cut Would be believable if he hadn't gone on Sunday to get it done "Listen boyo I know what you're gonna do before you do it, if you come home arseholed from the pub I am going to cut your nackers off with a blunt Stanley knife" Thinks I'm stupid!!!!!!

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We've had a few reports of OTT allusions and language in the OP and other posts and tbh we're minded to agree