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To think this is one of the funniest things I've ever read

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Threetofour · 15/04/2014 21:53

Please read this

blogs.yogajournal.com/yogabuzz/2014/04/alicia-silverstone-from-clueless-to-kindness.html

The woman can't be for real surely? The part about her son being in full lotus in his car seat was my favourite part

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Objection · 15/04/2014 21:56

linky no worky Sad

Pipbin · 15/04/2014 21:57
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thebodydoestricks · 15/04/2014 21:58

No link but googled her and saw she told Opera that she battles 'acne, constipation and asthma'

Good grief. One good cough would unblock pores and poo.

noblegiraffe · 15/04/2014 21:59

I didn't get piles or swollen ankles during pregnancy and my diet was mainly haribo.

In your face, Alicia!

EyelinerQueen · 15/04/2014 22:00

She also fed her baby by chewing up food and then spitting it into baby's mouth.

I love me some Cher Horowitz but the lady is barking.

Threetofour · 15/04/2014 22:01

Ha ha!! I'm sure all the women were gathered around for her words of wisdom & WTf is daikon?

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thebodydoestricks · 15/04/2014 22:01

Fuck sake just read it.

He's called Bear she's a lunatic but harmless.

I bet she drinks like a fish and lights her own farts!

PansOnFire · 15/04/2014 22:07

Lunatic.

Bet she shovels the mars bars in when she's got PMT.

Self important people make me laugh.

RuddyDuck · 15/04/2014 22:25

Is she friends with Gwynny?

Jossysgiants · 15/04/2014 22:30

My snowflakes beg for Daikon nuggets at McDonalds.

YoGatoradeMeBitch · 16/04/2014 10:41

Hahahaha! Oh dear I'll have to change my tena now.

What is your go-to comfort food when the last morsel of yourself feels used up?
Squash soup and bitter greens...... Nah, I'll stick to my creme egg and cup of tea thanks.

DaleyBum · 16/04/2014 10:48

Yoga dates?! Sounds like great fun.

Hairylegs47 · 16/04/2014 10:56

It must be lovely to inhabit a world where you have enough time and money to be barking mad able to live her life and share such a load of tosh wisdom to those other poor wretched souls just like her.

I bet a Gregg's pasty has never crossed her thighs lips.

She does look good for her age though bitch

TheLostWinchesterWife · 16/04/2014 10:56

The yoga classes were such a safe place to be .. as opposed to my squishy comfy armchair that was so dangerous? Confused

Oddthomas · 16/04/2014 10:59

I'm going to ask DH if he fancies a yoga date. I bet he says no. And this is the man who counted my recent trip to A&E as a date "because, hey, we're out at night without the kids!"

Now excuse me while I eat my bitter greens

LiDLrichardsPistachioSack · 16/04/2014 11:42

Oh the hilarity!
Seriously, how smug can one sound? Funny how someone who practices mindfulness can be so shockingly in-self aware.

LiDLrichardsPistachioSack · 16/04/2014 11:43

*UN-self aware

Curlyweasel · 16/04/2014 11:43

How many kids get excited about daikon? None. That's how many. What an absolute twunt. I just don't get these sort of people. At all. Do you know what Alicia? I'm going to heal and nourish my 37 weeks pregnant self with a massive pie. And some chips.

cakeymccakington · 16/04/2014 11:46

my children have been known to get very excited by tofu :-/

maybe i should write a book?

thornrose · 16/04/2014 11:47

Oh for gods sake bitter greens are NOT comfort food, she's a liar.

MummyBeerest · 16/04/2014 12:02

I bet the other mums loved hearing all her fun tips.

My guess is someone quipped, "Oh wow, amazing. You should write a book."

Little known fact-she also eliminated sarcasm from her diet.

Mamaste.

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Fullpleatherjacket · 16/04/2014 12:09

I knew all I needed to when I saw she'd called the kid 'Bear'.

I give it three years before he's OD'ing on orange Haribo.

EasterSmegs · 16/04/2014 12:10

Um. I make a mean butternut squash soup. And I love to eat kale with my scrambled eggs. And DC2's nickname is Bear. I have pictures of her and DC1 doing downward dogs while mucking about at bedtime. OMFG, I'm Alicia Silverstone I fucking wish !

Doubt I'd get the kids to eat daikon though (wtf is that?). I once tried to give DC1 veggie lasagne once, when I was young and foolish. She threw it on the floor in disgust.

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