to wonder why Netmums never gets in the news for sex threads?

(52 Posts)
kim147 Sat 26-Oct-13 16:31:57

Do they discuss sex on there?

It could be a new ticker grin

kinkyfuckery Sat 26-Oct-13 16:33:55

Why not ask them?

farrowandbawl Sat 26-Oct-13 16:35:14

Because "I miss having a good **" doesn't have the same impact as "I miss having a good FUCK"

catgirl1976fucker Sat 26-Oct-13 17:24:05

Hunsex?

Heartbrokenmum73 Sat 26-Oct-13 17:35:47

Cos, hun, they're all too busy talking about their bubz, surely grin

They are nice. Not whore, viper, man-hating nightmares like here.

<fits right in>

GreenVelvet Sat 26-Oct-13 18:06:28

Sense of humour failure here, but I thought the cup "sex" thread thing was beyond pathetic, so nothing to feel superior about. Calling it adolescent would be an actual insult to teenagers. AnimalHouseFrat attitudes would be better description, i.e. stupid and crass.

Net mums don't have sex confused

Their bairns are delivered by the stork

Geckos48 Sat 26-Oct-13 18:10:49

They do have some pretty full-on sex threads on there 'do you shag your husband with a strap-on' was quite... erm... enlightening (?)

but they are few and far between and the dross of the 'between' is probably too much even for the most dedicated of journalists to work through.

FarelyKnuts Sat 26-Oct-13 18:10:57

Does netmums get in the news for anything??

Netmums doesn't get in the news for anything

AChristmassyJerseySpud Sat 26-Oct-13 18:14:06

I wonder if they have tickers of 'how long since i last had a good shag'

TEErickOrTEEreat Sat 26-Oct-13 18:16:05

It's so hard to find anything there I'm not surprised they are never in the news.

farrowandbawl Sat 26-Oct-13 18:16:26

grin maybe MN should have those tickers Achristmassy (loving the name)

and

A ticker counting down the number of days until the next cake punching session.

AChristmassyJerseySpud Sat 26-Oct-13 18:18:58

Oooohhhh can they be glittery and sparkly pweeeeeeeeease? Adopts nethuns voice

If we get tickers i want one saying

'So many days since last wanted to strangle DH'

farrowandbawl Sat 26-Oct-13 18:20:47

"So many days till divorce"

"So many days until I poison the bastard"

"so many days until I LTB"

farrowandbawl Sat 26-Oct-13 18:21:18

"So many seconds since I last logged on to MN"

caramelwaffle Sat 26-Oct-13 18:22:51

Laurie is correct.

LittleTulip Sat 26-Oct-13 18:24:07

'do you shag your husband with a strap-on'

Now I would actually like to see the responses to this on MN.

NoIHaventHadTheBabyYet Sat 26-Oct-13 18:25:15

No one can understand the textspeak to figure out what they are saying.

Trills Sat 26-Oct-13 18:28:29

The same reason I don't get in the news if I get out of a taxi and my short skirt briefly reveals my knickers.

They are not famous.

Grennie Sat 26-Oct-13 18:34:01

They do have threads about sex.

mewmeow Sun 27-Oct-13 18:56:21

Achristmassyjerseyspud gringrin

HissyFucker Sun 27-Oct-13 19:04:27

Many of 'em can't spell it.

Grennie Mon 28-Oct-13 01:14:48

There is a thread on there at the moment about vaginal fisting for example. The real difference between netmums and mumsnet, is there are more feminists on here.

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