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AIBU?

To expect better results from new 'toy' sold as delivering heaven on earth

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MrsJackAubrey · 19/04/2013 23:37

Paid through the nose for what was sold as a luxury-model, personal pleasure-giving toy of the finest calibre. After waiting the required 90 minutes to get the thing fully charged, I expected a little more of the earth to shake than it did. I mean, it did work, but wasnt the Grand Glorious ggggreat experience as promised on the sodding box lid. Pah.

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OkayHazel · 20/04/2013 00:46

Nothing ever is. Its about getting all turned on in the moment and using it to aid your fantasies. The better, more turned on by your fantasy you are, the better the toy will please you.

That being said, I FULLY recommend a Squeel.

AgentZigzag · 20/04/2013 00:50

Phone or dildo?

qualitytoffee · 20/04/2013 00:54

Whats a Squeel? i have a RR but its crap, and too much effort...

OkayHazel · 20/04/2013 00:55

Qualitytoffee Sorry, spelt it wrong. It's an oral sex simulator. That REALLY feels like the real thing.

www.sqweel.com/

aldiwhore · 20/04/2013 00:56

Have you never been a child who sent of for X-Ray specs only to find they weren't??

In my experience of the kind of toy you describe, I find that heaven on earth is never delivered, but a craft which involves you putting in the most effort!!!

qualitytoffee · 20/04/2013 01:01

Shurrup you aldi, i want one!! I'm a tesco whore...."every little helps"..

MissyMooandherBeaverofSteel · 20/04/2013 01:01

quality you put in too much effort? What on earth are you doing with it? Cartwheels?

I find most things that promise the earth fall far short of it I'm looking at you dh

qualitytoffee · 20/04/2013 01:06

That wasn't me, that was that aldiwhore wan! xx

FreshLeticia · 20/04/2013 08:02

Haha Missy, your poor DH.
I want one of those sqweel thingies, they look fab. There is even one to attach your vibro to.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 20/04/2013 08:22

I got a rabbit because people raved about them and was "meh."

If they invent one that will pull my hair and say filthy things, I may be interested.

ENormaSnob · 20/04/2013 08:28

at katy.

hiddenhome · 20/04/2013 10:05

I want one that does the dishes and vacuums up.

fuzzpig · 20/04/2013 10:25

Blimey. Just looked at the sqweel thing. Yikes!

ToupOfRegDwight · 20/04/2013 15:18

The Sqweel looks like the kitchen gadget that minces garlic.

Rugbycomet · 20/04/2013 16:20

toup of reg. That's making me laugh so much!!!

MrsJackAubrey · 21/04/2013 01:34

Wow squeal looks promising! Didn't realise what a lot of self pleasers hung out in mumsnet. I mean, the advice on getting a bra that fits was great, but this is magnificent. (along with X-ray specs I also bought something alleging to enable me to look round corners. I looked a right twit)

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MrsJackAubrey · 21/04/2013 01:36

Although there is much to be said in praise of the shower attachment, too

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