to be very grateful to the 'yoni three'

[trashcanjunkie]

I mean come on, after the dreadful unfair battering we had off the gutter press, the MT in-fighting that's been going on all over the place, I'm truly delighted with Brian, WifeofBrian and Becky for their excellent cuntributions over the last 48 hours....

[EverSoYoni]

Yanbu.


But what I want to know...was Brian genuine? A genuine pervert Yoni masseur? Or was it a troll?

[BeckyhasapainfreeYoni]

He is real, he is :o

I have the Yoni to prove it

[trashcanjunkie]

I can't quite decide, but the stuff is genius, I've spat tea, done bits of wee and actual snot has snortled from my snout. Twice. I'm so ridiculously over hyped that I can't sleep. Hell, I can't even put the fucking laptop down to get ready for bed. Wish there was a pissing self emoticon

[trashcanjunkie]

and how on earth am I s'posed to know/keep up with all the new yoni nickname's? hell I'm off to name change for my self. back in a mo'

[YoniHuman]

Yanbu, it's the unpredictability of MN that I enjoy.

[Mitchy1nge]

what is all the yoni stuff about?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Can someone link the original thread? I missed the whole boiling of them. yoni.

[Mitchy1nge]

BOILING? Of yoni? ow

[DangerousBeanz]

I missed them too!!!

[MrsTerryPratchett]

I'd want to boil wash Brian, from the sounds of it.

[trashcanyoni]

I haven't learned how to do links yet... I'll be back in a mo' just off to learn

[trashcanyoni]

I think this might work..

This should be the original one
//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet.../1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

and it's second coming
are-mocking-my-husband

diamond, I promise you....

[trashcanyoni]

oops, no fucked the second link up... hang on

[YoniWankEnobi]

It's kinda boring after a bit, tbh, but I like scanning down topics and seeing the name if the last poster and mentally counting if it has yoni in or not.

[trashcanyoni]

aw c'mon Kansas lighten up, it was very funny. I never laugh out loud, well hardly ever and I was roaring at some of the replies, as well as the op.

[trashcanyoni]

are-mocking-my-husband

[trashcanyoni]

gah, still can't do the second one. If you look in Aibu it's there now. BriansWife claiming to be 'upset that virtually the whole of mn is mocking her husband' for basically wanking off her mate, and offering to do the same to any mnetter who feels the need and can get herself to hull. For a very reasonable £80 quid. Honestly.

[trashcanyoni]

yah boo, only cos you ain't got one

[MrsTerryPratchett]

to you for linking.

[trashcanyoni]

smilies proudly for MrsTerryPratchett

[AmIthatSpringy]

aw, I tried the second link, but only got offered a biscuit instead

[BriansWife]

trashcanyoni thank you, but surely you meant contributions not cuntributions?

[LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726]

Sorry OP but now you're being like a toddler - or a polititian - repeating things to get another laugh... it's tired now - and cluttery.