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To have used his razor

(31 Posts)
Cheeio26 Tue 12-Feb-13 19:40:14

To shave my arsehole?? He was mean to me. Said some hurtful things, told me he was leaving and walked out. So I went in the shower and used his razor to shave my arsehole.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 12-Feb-13 19:41:52

confused

grin

LondonInHighHeeledBoots Tue 12-Feb-13 19:42:58

Are you going to tell him? grin

Pandemoniaa Tue 12-Feb-13 19:43:07

How, exactly do you shave your own arsehole? Are mirrors required or do you just take chances and hope you don't catch your more sensitive bits?

PS. Cleaning the lavatory with his toothbrush is a lot less risky.

SomethingOnce Tue 12-Feb-13 19:43:20

It's not the first time the razor has shaved an arsehole then, is it?

FelicityWasCold Tue 12-Feb-13 19:43:54

What. pande said. All of it.

Cheeio26 Tue 12-Feb-13 19:44:58

Good one something.

GrowSomeCress Tue 12-Feb-13 19:46:52

grin

TheFallenNinja Tue 12-Feb-13 19:48:31

YANBU. Just packing his stuff into bin bags is soooo last season.

SoleSource England Tue 12-Feb-13 20:02:17

Hairy arses are not nice. I imaac mine, in 2008.

WheresMrMonkey Tue 12-Feb-13 20:09:31

I've done awful things with his Dh toothbrush so you have my support!

WheresMrMonkey Tue 12-Feb-13 20:15:00

His?? My!!

Hah, I have just got out of the bath, having used DH's razor to shave my legs and possibly other parts of myself.

I couldn't use my own razor because it turns out he used it for his morning shave because he couldn't be bothered to get his own out of the overnight bag. It is now blunted to the point of uselessness thanks to his weirdy adamantine facial hair.

As my Gran would say, that'll learn him...

;)

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:28:41

you have a hairy arsehole?

Oh my shock

Facebaffle Tue 12-Feb-13 20:30:57

How the fuck do you shave your arsehole? confused

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 12-Feb-13 20:32:57

holly don't you?! shock

MadamFolly Tue 12-Feb-13 20:40:48

I thought hair on the arse was normal, is it not? shock

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:43:42

You lot are just plain deformed shock

HollyBerryBush Tue 12-Feb-13 20:44:57

BTw - if you use you blokes tooth brush to clean the bog - please do rememebr that when he cleans his teeth, he;s then kissing you.

>Laughing. A. Lot<

squeakytoy Tue 12-Feb-13 20:45:00

I agree with Holly on this... it aint normal in my world!!!

Nope nor mine. My arsehole is smooth thanks!

boak at hairy arses

DrinkFeckArseGirls Tue 12-Feb-13 20:50:39

Erm, people are different. confused

zippey Tue 12-Feb-13 21:49:17

So he is mean to you so you're mean to him? Sounds like you deserve one another!

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 12-Feb-13 21:52:00

Not recommended if he's mean to you when you have post-birth piles confused

OHforDUCKScake Tue 12-Feb-13 21:52:13

Are those who have hair free bum holes below the age of 30?

Because I found I grew my Anal Beard a little later on....

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