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And then kick him hard in the shins before booting him into outer space?

Am I, am I ?

Please give him an extra kick from me.

Whats he done today?

I'd also throw in a bit of water torture for good measure

YANBU.

Electrocute his nuts.

I would love to set up a meeting with him, walk solemnly into the room, sit down in a v serious manner, and as soon as he opened his mouth to talk, lean over and flick him right in the middle of his forehead. And continue to do so every time he spoke.

According to dd (2.5) his policies are "not terrible daddy, they're nice". She interrupted our conversation slagging off the Tories in the car today with that gem. Who knew we were harbouring a Tory?

YABU

Give him a kick in the bullocks instead.

Oh no wait - he doesn't have any does he. Could try am punch on the chin but he doesn't have one of those either.

Ok then YANBU.

I'd like to say to him "But you're Scottish, FFS. You were born in the same city as me, a year after me. What in the name of fuck are you thinking, being a Tory?"

Bullocks?? Bollocks! In every sense.

I want to play the 'Sharp Pencil/splayed hand' game with him, and go faster and faster and faster....

Arf at Chinese burn, and a wedgie

Yanbu

Do it!

Euphemiq scottish people can be cunts too

No doubt, LifeofPo, but a Scottish person being a Tory is just completely unacceptable.

What was that? How many Conservative MPs in Scotland? One. Poor wee David Mundell, and he doesn't even get to be Secretary of State for Scotland!

Och they are all pretending to be liberals

YANBU

He would like Chinese burns.
Reminiscent of his own childhood.
In fact you'd give him ideas. His next move would be to issue a recommended list of bullying strategies for primary children.

genius BrianButterfield, genius

Off tangent here, I do apologise - but where does the phrase Chinese Burn come from, anyone know? My DH is half Chinese and he's told me before in the past he's slighlty suspicious in thinking there was something negative implied when the phrase first came about. And 'Chinese Whispers'.

Seeing the thread title made me remember about it. Sorry to de rail the thread.

If ever waterboarding was justified it is now

Water boarding would be no good, i suspect he has gills

Why not google it Frank?

YANBU. I am waiting for him to take his mask off and his real reptilian alien face to be revealed.