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To want to punch this grannie in the face

(182 Posts)
debbie1412 Thu 24-Jan-13 21:49:37

We go to a stay and play every Thursday morning, usual thing toys for 90 mins then a few songs with instruments to finish the session. Every single wk this boy a year older than my son dives in the box and pulls out the 1 accordion. My son every wk wants ago on this instrument, the boy claims it. Then drops it to run off and play else where. His nan knows how much my son wants ago on it but she holds it out of reach from my son. It's so cruel his little lip drops. I would never let my child hog a toy wk in and out. Makes my blood boil !

debbie1412 Mon 28-Jan-13 23:46:38

Mum

debbie1412 Mon 28-Jan-13 23:45:30

Yep I won't cross that bridge until Thursday morn, my mins staying this wk so we are going to tag team it x

HoneyDragon Mon 28-Jan-13 22:58:39

Squeeeee! You came back smile

Does the evil Accordion hogging Granny still have a face? grin

debbie1412 Mon 28-Jan-13 22:52:06

Echt as right as you are, actions speak louder than words, but if I didn't post my thoughts whatever would you do with your evenings ???

debbie1412 Mon 28-Jan-13 22:48:33

Nope I'm so lost in this thread I've come to the conclusion that...., I should but my son a tortoise ???????

ResolutelyCheeky Sat 26-Jan-13 14:01:14

Do you ever get that thing where you can see a long hair on your cheek but you just can't locate it to pull it out?

Am wondering if this is football related...

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 12:31:21

I wonder if Debi expected her thread to go this way?

MsVestibule Sat 26-Jan-13 11:26:31

Justreadthefuckingwords your poem was an absolute marvel. I'm very sad that none of you ignoramus MNers have expressed your appreciation yet.

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 11:00:12

Oh no, that blasted tortoise is now playing the accordion in my stomach. I knew I should have chewed it properly.

FeistyLass Sat 26-Jan-13 10:39:37

My dsis just sent me a photo of her grandson playing an accordion - maybe she's the aggressive-accordion-stealer. Sorry, op blush (but if it is her, she'll punch you right back so maybe throw the tambourine at her from a safe distance instead).

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 10:33:25

Of course I am sure Trevor. I say it with the absolute authority of some random posting on an Internet forum - which it the best most authorities authority ever.

<<lovingly cuddles own convictions>>

WhateverTrevor Sat 26-Jan-13 10:28:39

Are you sure about that Honey?

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 10:27:34

sad

Will you all visit me in prison? Please?

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 10:24:50

Echt is right op. it's not like you ate a tortoise.

echt Sat 26-Jan-13 10:20:56

Silly OP. How can anyone disagree with what you want to do? It' s in your head, such as it is. Why bother posting about your thoughts, it's what you DO that counts.

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 10:20:14

QI said they are delicious though. And your are a Knid, we might be able to get you a plea of diminished responsibility. Based on what Stephen Fry has said. I reckon he'd class as an expert witness.

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 10:18:43

Do they serve tortoise porridge in prison?

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 10:18:11

blush even.

blush

TuftyFinch Sat 26-Jan-13 10:17:55

you're going to prison kind. eating tortoise is illegal.
b.r.68.nb

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 10:17:43

Sorry. [hblush]

Pagwatch Sat 26-Jan-13 10:16:56

Hahaha at serving dishes.

Poor tortoise sad

HoneyDragon Sat 26-Jan-13 10:15:15

You're not meant to eat the fucking tortoises! Even if they do come with an attractive serving bowl in the manner of Gu desserts.

TheVermiciousKnid Sat 26-Jan-13 10:13:14

Only 836 tortoises now, sorry.

<puts knife and fork down>

<burps>

.t

TuftyFinch Sat 26-Jan-13 10:11:14

I think youve hit the nail on the head Pag.
I rang the zoo and they've got 837 tortoises, enough for everyone, so I do think it's an avenue worth exploring.
a.k.5.9.s

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