To lick wine off my kitchen floor

(98 Posts)
InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:11

I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..

I then dropped the wine <sob> and it has smashed all over the floor <sobs harder>

AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?

lunchbox Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:21

Not unreasonable at all. But mind your tongue on the broken glass

bedmonster Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:27

NOOO!!! Don't do it!! Come to my house, DP has just returned from sainsburys with 3 bottles of wine, a bottle of prosecco and a bottle of vodka! Just knock!

boaty Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:21

Just be careful of the glass...could be difficult to explain in A & E! wink

Northernexile Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:02

Use a straw, t'will be fine!

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:00

Ffs woman! Don't let it get away!

honeytea Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:47

YANBU, next time buy a box harder to spill and you get more wine

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Sat 17-Nov-12 20:56:01

I <sob> just <sob> wanted <sob> a <sob> drink <sob>

I was going to drink it a couple of days ago but decided to save it til tonight.

oh definately! Just mind the glass! xxgrin

Themobstersknife Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:36

You poor thing! Have you got anything lurking in the back of the cupboards that might help? I find rancid Baileys helps in an emergency!

BumpingFuglies Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:01

YANBU. Soak it up with kitchen roll and squeeze into glass.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:22

I might have a half bottle of Sourz somewhere but not sure sitting doing shots alone is healthy grin

arghhhmiddleage Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:23

I was going to suggest the kitchen roll and glass route too grin

BumpingFuglies Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:33

SP you are not alone grin

<chucks kitchen roll>

VerySmallSqueak Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:50

Your kitchen floor obviously isn't in the state mine is.....

<eyes up dog hairs,tea drips and general silt>

course it is, anyway you're not alone! grin

mrskeithrichards Sat 17-Nov-12 21:04:56

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

BumpingFuglies Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:42

Obv you will pick out hairs, toenail clippings etc. grin

honeytea Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:43

get the shots on the go! your not alone we are with you smile you need to have a shot for me as I'm pregnant.. ok?

BumpingFuglies Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:19

MrsKeith - perfect timing!

YANBU.
It cannot be wasted.
Don't cut yourself though.

Themobstersknife Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:12

Why not healthy?
Mrskeithrichards - brilliant!

FuckityDuck Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:17

Shit do you have a straw, hope you have No animals. You need a Yellow sign saying wet floor so you can take a break sad

mrskeithrichards Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:15

I had no wine and nothing to mix the dregs of a bottle of vodka with. Other than milk and it's been tried before. Not nice.

It was dh's suggestion. For some reason he prefers me tipsy.

FuckityDuck Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:42

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

ha ha made me laugh that you go girl grin

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