I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..
I then dropped the wine <sob> and it has smashed all over the floor <sobs harder>
AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?
Not unreasonable at all. But mind your tongue on the broken glass
bedmonster
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:27
NOOO!!! Don't do it!! Come to my house, DP has just returned from sainsburys with 3 bottles of wine, a bottle of prosecco and a bottle of vodka! Just knock!
boaty
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:21
Just be careful of the glass...could be difficult to explain in A & E! 
Northernexile
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:02
Use a straw, t'will be fine!
CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:00
Ffs woman! Don't let it get away!
honeytea
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:47
YANBU, next time buy a box harder to spill and you get more wine
I <sob> just <sob> wanted <sob> a <sob> drink <sob>
I was going to drink it a couple of days ago but decided to save it til tonight.
oh definately! Just mind the glass! xx
Themobstersknife
Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:36
You poor thing! Have you got anything lurking in the back of the cupboards that might help? I find rancid Baileys helps in an emergency!
BumpingFuglies
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:01
YANBU. Soak it up with kitchen roll and squeeze into glass.
I might have a half bottle of Sourz somewhere but not sure sitting doing shots alone is healthy
arghhhmiddleage
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:23
I was going to suggest the kitchen roll and glass route too
BumpingFuglies
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:33
SP you are not alone
<chucks kitchen roll>
VerySmallSqueak
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:50
Your kitchen floor obviously isn't in the state mine is.....
<eyes up dog hairs,tea drips and general silt>
course it is, anyway you're not alone!
mrskeithrichards
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:04:56
Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?
BumpingFuglies
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:42
Obv you will pick out hairs, toenail clippings etc.
honeytea
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:43
get the shots on the go! your not alone we are with you 
you need to have a shot for me as I'm pregnant.. ok?
BumpingFuglies
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:19
MrsKeith - perfect timing!
YANBU.
It cannot be wasted.
Don't cut yourself though.
Themobstersknife
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:12
Why not healthy?
Mrskeithrichards - brilliant!
FuckityDuck
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:17
Shit do you have a straw, hope you have No animals. You need a Yellow sign saying wet floor so you can take a break 
mrskeithrichards
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:15
I had no wine and nothing to mix the dregs of a bottle of vodka with. Other than milk and it's been tried before. Not nice.
It was dh's suggestion. For some reason he prefers me tipsy.
FuckityDuck
Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:42
Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?
ha ha made me laugh that you go girl
